Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell are walking along the street when Cheryl trips, falls forward and gets her head stuck in some railings.
Simon gets turned on by Cheryl's sexy ass and, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and fucks her from behind.
When he's finished, he turns to Louis and says: "It's your turn"
Louis starts crying and Simon asks him what's wrong.
"My head won't fit in those railings", Louis sobs.