Wear protection.... Especially in Leitrim

**claremorris** · 24-08-20, 19:12

Beware of BBBJ's in Leitrim. ..... Stats may be good in Leitrim for Corona but unfortunately a couple of husbands have seen their family life crumble recently over uncovered blow jobs.... Word on the street is that a certain Independent lady has been very busy spreading the ..... love

So lads if your staycation is in the Leitrim / Roscommon area please wear protection even if the weather forecast is good...................She does not advertise on here and I will not disclose her identity

**IAmBecomeDerp** · 24-08-20, 21:02

Originally Posted by Irish Josephine

The aliens landed already?
Brain scrambling machines are obviously working

The Aliens landed here many aeons ago.
They been secretly trying to wipe out humanity for two millennium now.
Covid-19 is their latest attempt.

And JFK did 9-11.

**WeeJimmy** · 24-08-20, 21:12

ah jeezus, if she alien or anyone had it and sneezed or coughed I'd get it without taken down my adidas pants to get my wee lad sucked.
aliens and uncovered blowjobs, its all very weird, seems like a cover up not going on here

**IAmBecomeDerp** · 24-08-20, 21:23

Originally Posted by Irish Josephine

I am sad for the aliens.
To travel so far and fail so miserably.
It seems the politicians may do their job for them

Me too.
Those poor poor aliens that traversed galactic distances only to discover that anybody with a brain requires proof ... how embarrassing.

**Benny123** · 26-08-20, 08:37

Originally Posted by IAmBecomeDerp

Me too.
Those poor poor aliens that traversed galactic distances only to discover that anybody with a brain requires proof ... how embarrassing.

Originally Posted by claremorris

Beware of BBBJ's in Leitrim. ..... Stats may be good in Leitrim for Corona but unfortunately a couple of husbands have seen their family life crumble recently over uncovered blow jobs.... Word on the street is that a certain Independent lady has been very busy spreading the ..... love and charging €200 for the pleasure.....

So lads if your staycation is in the Leitrim / Roscommon area please wear protection even if the weather forecast is good...................She does not advertise on here and I will not disclose her identity

Is this post for real ?
Do Iwe have someone going around inspecting the penis of married men ( single lads seem ok )
How on earth does he gather this information ??

**claremorris** · 26-09-21, 20:30

Punters & providers beware if you are in the Leitrim or surrounding areas. A wife is on the rampage having got a present of an STD from her hubby. He has confessed all and given her all of his " Providers " numbers. Seems she has also put up ads in the hopes of outing as many punters as possible. If you do not have a burner phone it might be a good time to invest. No more info atm so no point pm'ing me

**Mrbean76** · 26-09-21, 21:15

Originally Posted by claremorris

Punters & providers beware if you are in the Leitrim or surrounding areas. A wife is on the rampage having got a present of an STD from her hubby. He has confessed all and given her all of his " Providers " numbers. Seems she has also put up ads in the hopes of outing as many punters as possible. If you do not have a burner phone it might be a good time to invest. No more info atm so no point pm'ing me

Let me guess, you're referring to a friend of a friend

**Dpdpdp** · 26-09-21, 23:30

The moral of the story is wear a rubber.
That's the message he is trying to say

**Brooksey86** · 27-09-21, 07:28

She’s does not advertise here and I won’t disclose identity

Ok then stick with the ladies here

**yourehighered** · 27-09-21, 09:44

Originally Posted by claremorris

Punters & providers beware if you are in the Leitrim or surrounding areas. A wife is on the rampage having got a present of an STD from her hubby. He has confessed all and given her all of his " Providers " numbers. Seems she has also put up ads in the hopes of outing as many punters as possible. If you do not have a burner phone it might be a good time to invest. No more info atm so no point pm'ing me

The lads got together and wrote this song about the whole affair...

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