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Barney Rubble (13-06-20), Mrbean76 (16-06-20)
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home , all the signs were there.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Barney Rubble (16-06-20), yourehighered (21-08-21)
Mrbean76 (16-06-20)
What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It's impossible to reduce weight by eating grass and other greens and walking around all day.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
yourehighered (21-08-21)
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
Because he's married!!
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Barney Rubble (20-06-20), yourehighered (21-08-21)
beautyaddict (20-06-20), Mrbean76 (20-06-20)
Old crap joke from the film “Chinatown”
Somebody asks a friend for some sexual advice. He suggests he makes love like a Chinese person. He should make love slowly and take breaks and go and meditate and so on.
So he takes the advice. He has sex slowly and carefully and takes breaks and meditates and returns and continues. He takes another break and goes to contemplate the full moon. He then returns and continues. The girl starts to get frustrated.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” she complains.
“You are screwing like a fuckin’ Chinaman!”
Brought my wife to the doctor to see if anything can be done about her Tourette's Syndrome.
Good news! She doesn't have Tourette's. I am a cunt and she does fucking hate me.
beautyaddict (24-06-20), Floki (24-06-20), Mrbean76 (24-06-20), SteveB (24-06-20), Wolverine (24-06-20)
Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, " if you build it they will come"?
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
beautyaddict (05-07-20)