Those dreaded shaped and padded bras have been
abandoned in favour of old fashioned barely there bras, bikinis, or just swinging as nature intended, coupled with the flimsyiest of dresses. Sensory overload.
Also us guys are eating more salads and fruit and healthy foods, who wants to slave over a hot stove in this weather. Erections are popping up all over the place.
I had to ask a lady last night what she saw in me, a guy twice her age and she told me to tell that to the guy in my pants.
I'm lying in her bed right now and have heard her on the phone to her friend asking what old guys eat and I just shouted for more pussy and strawberries.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.