Hi, before anyone says it, I know there are plenty of ads out there and I have looked. But have had some bad experiences in recent punts, and there are so many dodgy ads out there (low prices, girls who say on their ads they offer EVERYTHING, etc), that figure this might be a good idea to post this.

So it's as I said above in the title- these are the two things that matter the most to me. I would love some today, so if there's someone who'd be happy to entertain me, great! Just let me know.