Soppy Eejit

[Paddy739]

Just been told by my regular lady that she’s retiring and heading home within the next few weeks.

I’m heartbroken but I understand that this life for some girls isn’t forever, but part of the reason I liked going to her was we had built up a relationship of sorts over the last few years, we’d have a chat about life and love, and the sex was great she wore things that I loved on her and knew what I loved and was always up for trying new things too.

Honestly it feels like I’m losing a friend, I’m sure she has soppy eejits like me a line long but I just had to put this out in the ether.

Any ideas of a nice retirement gift?

[irelandsquall]

Escorts are known for having zero room left in their suitcases but they’ll always have room for more fifties. Perhaps something small and momentous either.