A Nun went into an off license and asked
for a bottle of whisky. Whisky?" the assistant
asked, "I thought you nuns didn't drink!"
"We don't," the nun replied, "This is for the
mother superiors' constipation!" she bought
the whisky and left.
Later that night the assistant saw the same nun
dead drunk on a park bench.
"I thought that was for the Mother Superior's
Constipation?" he said.
"It ish!" she replied, "When she sees me like
this, she'll crap herself!"