Joke of the day

[whiteball]

Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby.
But he was born without ears.
Johnny and his mum went to visit the
baby. Johnny was warned not to mention
it's ears or he be spanked.
Johnny looked in the cot and said, "What
a lovely baby, lovely feet, hands and skin,
how's his eyesight?"
The baby's mother said it was perfect.
Johnny replied, "That's good cos he'd be
fucked if he needed glasses!"

[joggon]

[whiteball]

Paddy and Seamus were walking along
the road conversing about the lack of
sex from the wife's when Paddy spots a
dog.
"Would you look at that dog there Seamus.
It's licking its own fecking balls. Imagine if
we could do that. We wouldn't need a wife."
Laughed Paddy.
"I don't know about that." said Seamus. "I
tried it the other night."
"Well, what happened? Could you do it?"
asked Paddy.
"No," replied Seamus, "the dog bit my face."

[joggon]

[whiteball]

St. Peter appeared to Paddy and said,
"To get into heaven, you have to give
up the drink, the fags and sex.
He reappeared a few months later and
asked Paddy how he got on.
Paddy said, "Well, I gave up the drink
and the fags, but when it came to the
sex, it just got the better of me, when
my wife bent over the freezer, I had to
take her there and then."
"Oh, they won't be happy in heaven!"
said St. Peter.
"Well, they weren't too happy in Tesco's
either." says Paddy'

[joggon]

The badge that FIFA 23 have adopted for Iran

[joggon]

[LostBoy1]

The badge that FIFA 23 have adopted for Iran

I saw that. They used the first 3 letters of each country on the crest that they made. 🇮🇷 Iran's happened to be IRA.

[whiteball]

Two nuns painting a room in their convent,
they decide to lock the door and strip naked
so they don't get paint on their robes.
Seconds later there's a knock on the door...
"Who is it?" shouts the nuns.
"Blind man," says the voice...
The two nuns look at each other, shrug and
decide no harm can come from letting a blind
man in the room.
They open the door.
"Fuckinhell cracking tits," says the man! "Where
do you want the blinds?"

[joggon]