Joke of the day

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[whiteball]

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for
her date with this see-through blouse on and no
bra Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her
not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These
are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!"
and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the
grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The
teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over and that it is just not
appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, sweetie. If you can
show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging
baskets."

[whiteball]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling
at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again. He seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he
had the man arrested. The case came up in court.
The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what
he had to say for himself. The man replied... "Well
your Honer, it was like this: when the lady got on the
bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
Twins are coming," and I grinned. Then she moved and
sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce
the swelling," and I had to smile. Then she placed herself
under a deodorant sign that said, "Williams Big Stick Did
the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself."
BUT your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and
she sat under the sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber Could
have prevented this Accident..." ...I just lost it......"
CASE DISMISSED!!"

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[whiteball]

A young nun went to inform the Mother Superior
that she was pregnant.
Mother Superior was furious. She said, "How did
this happen?"
The young nun said, "Reverend it was Father o'
Malley from the Catholic church up the road one
day he came to see how I was getten on as a nun,
and he lifted his cassock and showed me this thing
which looked like a baby's arm holding a plum, and
said it was Saint Peter, then he lifted my habit and
pointed at my lady thing looks like a Cockerells chin,
and told me that it was the Gates of Heaven, and
Saint Peter needed to come into the gates of heaven
to make me a good Christian. And I believed him..."
Reverend Mother was furious.
She said, "The lousy rotten bastard!... He told me it
was the Archangel Gabriel's horn and I have been
blowing it every Sunday for 20 years!...."

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