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Barney Rubble (28-10-23)
A farmer is not feeling well, so his wife takes to the Doctors office.
After the Doctor examines him, the Doctor calls the farmer's wife
in to talk to her alone.
She ask's "is my husband going to be okay?
The Doctor replies, "Well, he will be if you do everything I say. You
have to prepare all his meals for him every day. All food must be
organic and gluten free. He cannot have flour or sugar. His stress
levels can't go high so it will be good if you agree with him. No
strenuous activities so maybe you should take on the yard work,
snow cleaning and feeding of the animals. Do this for a year and
he will live."
Later, in the car the farmer asks his wife what the Doctor said to her.
She replies, "Well honey... He said you are going to die."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
IAmLIAm (05-11-23)
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I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they
realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes
to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and
heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands
against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled,he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser."
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soup.
Now the third nun decides to have a ago.
She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells..."Holy Mary, Mother
of God, HAND LOTION TOO!"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (20-11-23), IAmLIAm (20-11-23), irishjp (20-11-23), Ketchup2023 (20-11-23), ladiesman217 (20-11-23), Stephanie (20-11-23)
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LLLLL (16-12-23)
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I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
mascol (10-12-23)
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I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.