Joke of the day

**Floki** · 25-07-18, 15:39

Originally Posted by SteveB

If it is a priest they are probably all too young to shave.

And more likely the wrong sex too.

**willie wacker** · 25-07-18, 23:57

**willie wacker** · 03-08-18, 20:35

**willie wacker** · 03-08-18, 20:40

**willie wacker** · 03-08-18, 20:47

**Barney Rubble** · 03-08-18, 20:56

Fair play Willie, too much shite bin posted at the present time - it's always good to have a laugh!!

**willie wacker** · 03-08-18, 20:59

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Fair play Willie, too much shite bin posted at the present time - it's always good to have a laugh!!

Exactly

One more for you
One that makes sence

**scoobydo1** · 03-08-18, 21:33

"Why won't you marry me?" demanded Paddy. "There isn't anyone else is there?"

"Oh, Paddy." Sighed Biddy, "there must be."

**scoobydo1** · 10-08-18, 04:18

Little Dirty Ernie was a little kindergarten grade schoolboy with the unfortunate reputation of having a rather foul mouth...

In class the teacher was going to teach the class the letters of the alphabet. she said "Now class, I want each of you to give me a word that starts with each letter of the alphabet. Now who can give me a word that starts with the letter A". Most of the class raises their hands and of course Little dirty Ernie has his hand up. The teacher considers this and thinks to herself if she asks Ernie he's going to say ass or asshole. so she passes him by and asks a little blonde girl who pipes up with the word... apple.

The teacher then asks for a word starting with the letter B. again Ernie is doing his chair dance and the teacher passes him by fully knowing he would have said balls or bum or something worse.

Well the teacher goes through the alphabet until she gets to the letter W. For the first time when the teacher says W Erie does not put his hand up as he had for every letter thus far. The teacher can't think of a single dirty word that starts with the letter W so seeing her chance to put Ernie in his place she says "Ernie.. give me a word starting with the letter W." Well Ernie thinks for a few seconds than yells "Womb!" The teacher says "That's correct. You came out of your mother's womb." Ernie leaps to his feet and he holds his hands out
and wide then claps them together rhythmically while yelling, "I said Whoom! Whoom! Whoom! You know, the sound of two elephants fucking!

**Duncan78** · 10-08-18, 21:39

Hahaha....

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