Escorting

[AmorInfinito8]

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[Scrumhalf9]

Keep a good hold on that sence of humour Jenny… you’re gonna need it in Cavan 😂😂

It’s said that the Cavan lads charge for reviews.

[Scrumhalf9]

Didn’t Jesus save her from her life of sin and then she became his devoted follower washing his face as he was on the cross and things like that?

Well stranger things have happened, Wasn’t Mary a virgin the same as myself so you can now call me Saint Virgin Jenny

(Oh God I’m going to hell, I genuinely I’m a religious person, dear Saint Mary Magdalen and Saint George Michael please forgive me! Ill say 10 Hail Mary’s in my head when I’m next GIVING head, amen!!)

That was my understanding of it too, an impression gleaned from reading St Luke. The Christian brothers sure “skirted” around the topic.

[JennyIrish]

Cavan home sweet home
Please show some respect M8

I’ve Had the pleasure of meeting Charlie, he is cute and witty as hell, But I’m guessing he’s just jealous of the Cavan people, I have never met a Cavan person who hasn’t left me in tears laughing I am actually looking forward to my tour there!

Got into escorting to save my house, and here I am, I’m on my own boss, my bills get paid without stress, I drive a brand-new car which I never had in my life or my so-called good job, I never miss family commitments due to work, And some of the women I have met in this job Irish Sara Bara, Dieve and Gina Bruni have absolutely blown me away with their level of intelligence, it’s such bullshit that we are just um educated morons.

Good to be your own boss,

For sure I have met some interesting ladies along the way- in the sense of intelligence and empathy- their own stories,

no one is one dimensional I suppose- I know a few of the ladies more than others- they are pretty normal I guess in their other lives or very talented in their private lives also,

a strong sense of independence they always carry I feel- many would make good councillors/ psychiatrists.

I agree with every word of this, in this job we meet people from all walks of life, and very often it is easy to spill your heart out to a stranger, and I have heard all sorts of heartbreaking stories, I feel that I am good at listening and giving advice because I myself have been going to counselling for years, I think everyone should go to counselling it’s good to get an Outside perspective and guidance, the trick is to meet the right counsellor, someone who you click with. When I eventually have less family commitments my goal is to return to college to study to be a counsellor, I think it’s a job that I would be very suited to As I know that I am a genuinley empathetic person Although I will say it’s something I have to be wary of in this job because I do take on other peoples worries and pain, and I have to gaurd myself from that, I remember one day in the south of Ireland having three clients in a row each with heartbreaking stories one was a fine strapping lad in his late 20s with terminal cancer but he had an absolutely wonderful attitude, He wasn’t going to put himself through chemo again he was just going to live his best life for his last days, the next was a man who ended up crying because he was going through a separation and had just moved into an empty apartment that day, and then a young man who was recently widowed with young children, I remember that day just feeling so so emotionally drained and sad and this also makes you realise no matter how bad our own problems might seem there is always someone 1 million times worse who is just managing to get on with it!!

[JennyIrish]

Cavan home sweet home
Please show some respect M8

Got into escorting to save my house, and here I am, I’m on my own boss, my bills get paid without stress, I drive a brand-new car which I never had in my life or my so-called good job, I never miss family commitments due to work, And some of the women I have met in this job Irish Sara Bara, Dieve and Gina Bruni have absolutely blown me away with their level of intelligence, it’s such bullshit that we are just um educated morons.

Good to be your own boss,

For sure I have met some interesting ladies along the way- in the sense of intelligence and empathy- their own stories,

no one is one dimensional I suppose- I know a few of the ladies more than others- they are pretty normal I guess in their other lives or very talented in their private lives also,

a strong sense of independence they always carry I feel- many would make good councillors/ psychiatrists.

It’s said that the Cavan lads charge for reviews.

Bah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Do you ever see that Cavan lad on TikTok, his name escapes me, he often works with Rory’s stories, he is so so funny even though he is from Cavan he is always pulling the piss out of place!!!!

He would hear a fiver fall on a wool carpet

He would be the first out of the taxi and the last up to the bar

He is so tight he would peel and orange in his pocket


'Divil a bit'

'A face on her like a slapped arse'

'I will in me hole'

'Stall the digger'

'Is it yourself that's in it?'

'Were ya ever up a downpipe?'

'Were ya ever in a barrell with a goat?'

'Up ya boya'

'Up she flew and the cock flattened her'

'Right she said and she never wrote'

'Will ya have a cup of tae?(scald)'

'Get outa that garden'

'I've seen more meat on good friday'

'Sickens me tits'

'Ask me bollix'

'I wouldn't get up on her to get over a wall'

[Palatine]

he banks threw money at me during the good Celtic Tiger years, Massive mortgage massive credit cards whatever I wanted, the banks be like take it there’s loads of it, I remember texting the credit union for a loan of 10 grand to get a car and I got a text back it would be in my account the next day, God it was really mad shit during the Celtic Tiger years recession hits and I will never EVER Forget the stress of getting a summons for repossession of my home and constant letters and phone calls from money I owed I couldn’t sleep I couldn’t eat it was just the worst stress ever I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. So that is where my education and my good job got me.

Thank you for the insight. I remember those days well. I was returning to Ireland from abroad, had no job lined up and the bank offered me close to a million for a mortgage. I thought the place had gone mental or the bank had missed a decimal point.

Luckily, I grew up with shag all money, so the thought of repaying a million quid plus interest nearly made my eyes bleed.

Glad to hear that this job has improved your quality of life so much.

[Rck100]

That is very kind of you, thank you and yes I agree that there is a huge difference between being Booksmart and life smart. I think I’m okay when it comes to dealing with people, I’ve always got along very well with everyone and this might sound crazy but I feel I can get a sense of a person and what they are like or if they are going through difficulties. But I will admit I can be quite old fashioned In some of my views and I really am working and being more open minded To things like non-binary or the situation with refugees et cetera.



On your knees boy!!!!



Ah shure it’ll be a bit of craic with us all there ha ha, Although I think I may have been forgiven, I was just sent the most gorgeous 49-year-old client, amazing body and amazing everything else, & a lovely person also so I am definitely a happy hooker this evening ha ha ha!!!!!

LOL, hope he sees this comment, it’ll make his day all over again.

[JennyIrish]

Thank you for the insight. I remember those days well. I was returning to Ireland from abroad, had no job lined up and the bank offered me close to a million for a mortgage. I thought the place had gone mental or the bank had missed a decimal point.

Luckily, I grew up with shag all money, so the thought of repaying a million quid plus interest nearly made my eyes bleed.

Glad to hear that this job has improved your quality of life so much.

Oh my Goodness when I think of how insane it was, nowadays for a couple to get a mo7it takes about 6 months, their souls and firstborn child, people nowadays probably think I'm bulshitting when I tell of how I got my mortgage, I was mid 20s, financially clueless but ig was "the good times" there was money coming at me from all angles because you could work unlimited overtime and claim for the most ridiculous expenses.

The culture in my work back then was buy your starter home in Dublin, then buy an apartment in Bulgaria or Spain, literally everyone was doing it and I hadn't even thought about buying a house, I only did it because everyone at work kept asking me "why havnt you bought a house yet"?

So I was told go up to X there in EBS, he looks after everyone in this department he will sort ya out. Bring your work ID and a payslip, that's all you need.

So that's what I did, met this man, we had a casual chat about Tommy Tiernan, he had a casual look at my pay documents "so you earned 49k last year - it was ALL overtime - ah you'll earn 52k this year and that's what he typed into the computer!!!! 100% mortgage for 390k there and then, and then he goes "you'll need money for furniture and adds on 5k!!!!!!!

I was a financially clueless 20 something year, I though this was all normal, when I think of the utter insanity of it now!!!

Although it's gone the opposite extreme now, our educated, hard working youth are having to move abroad because they cannot get a mortgage

[oddball]

I believe a law should be put in place such that lenders cannot pursue you for anything beyond the security the loan was offered against, you'd suddenly find property prices would drop as banks stop offering loans beyond what they can cautiously sell the property for in the case of a default. A lot of the price inflation is simply due to credit pushing up prices people will offer, which of course the banks love since it drives other people to seek credit to compete. The laws putting restrictions on mortgages relative to salaries and deposit were a step in the right direction but still a bit too loose and easy to bend.
With such a law for those in difficult times or negative equity they could genuinely consider handing the property over to the bank, tanking their personal credit rating but possibly getting the breathing room they need. Instead we have banks taking homes and then continuing to seek further money from the now destitute.

I'm sure most would like to believe there'll never again be a crash like the end of the Celtic-tiger but I'm sure it's only a matter of time, too many gamblers in the financial industry.

[JennyIrish]

I believe a law should be put in place such that lenders cannot pursue you for anything beyond the security the loan was offered against, you'd suddenly find property prices would drop as banks stop offering loans beyond what they can cautiously sell the property for in the case of a default. A lot of the price inflation is simply due to credit pushing up prices people will offer, which of course the banks love since it drives other people to seek credit to compete. The laws putting restrictions on mortgages relative to salaries and deposit were a step in the right direction but still a bit too loose and easy to bend.
With such a law for those in difficult times or negative equity they could genuinely consider handing the property over to the bank, tanking their personal credit rating but possibly getting the breathing room they need. Instead we have banks taking homes and then continuing to seek further money from the now destitute.

I'm sure most would like to believe there'll never again be a crash like the end of the Celtic-tiger but I'm sure it's only a matter of time, too many gamblers in the financial industry.

I hear from alot of clients in finance that theres definitely a crash coming but I dont know, I ha e so many civil friends who are the "working poor" supposedly good jobs but having to sell one of their cars, getting the family to put on extra clothing instead of turning on the heating, and teenagers nowadays are so expensive espically if involved in sports, they could be regularly up and down the country, club donations, boots and runners.

What I cant understand is that I know so many couples who are renting homes for approx €1700, if they've been doing this consistently for a number of years why cant the banks just say ok we can see that you are capable of paying a mortgage?