POTM official - New

[RogerJ7]

A big thanks to the all of you who brought the samples together. Now, In order to keep things clean and fair, I have consolidated the best posts into this official "RogerJ7 Certified" Post of the month. Please cast your votes again, and in the words of Ken Watanabe...

1. TonyB

Just for a bit of fun I have been monitoring my sleep on my Garmin smart watch.

Days I visit an escort the watch reports a score around 90% and good to excellent sleep quality.
And days I don't visit an escort the watch reports around 30% and poor sleep quality.

I wasn't aware I wasn't sleeping properly, but the watch has brought this to my attention and it's right, I am not sleeping well.

A good nights sleep improves a days productivity, mental health and physical wellbeing.
Therefore I should visit more escorts for the sake of my health.

I genuinely can't see anything wrong with this reasoning. It seems to me to be a reasonably scientific, if arguably amateurish conclusion but based on physical evidence.

2. TommyH123

Not as easy as you’d think, I went to escort college for 3 years, it’s tough, I didn’t make it, failed the oral ��

Anyway, good luck, If it doesn’t work out you could always apply to be a bed tester or even a beer taster, the other two fantasy jobs in every guys top three ��

3. RogerJ7

Our winner for the month of December!! Post of the month

With a tight 3-2 voting definition!

This month we are very happy to announce that the winner of December is... EscortInspector !
Keep the nominations coming for this month. Last month was a bit shy due to changes, but looking forward to your posts.

I had created a nice card, but for some reason it broke, so here goes again the picture that gives you access to the Hall of Fame, the Valhalla of posters. Cheers!

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4. Barney Rubble

A bit like a silent fart - SBD....

5. oldguy

Hard to find good articles about the clitoris
And, when you do, you lose interest quickly and do not read it to the end

6. Dieve

Hello John, redblood male.

English veri gud, pusy veri nud.

Want sum fuq?

7. IrishSarahBarra

Can't find a link to the post, but I'm sure it could be PMed...

8. Barney

A bit like a silent fart - SBD....

Nominated for POTM x


9. BarryD

A search is under way for a missing capuchin monkey named MrBean76 (answers to Bean), who disappeared in Co Wicklow in recent weeks.

Sanctuary manager Mr. bmw said that the 54-year-old "great tree climber" escaped from the Monkey Sanctuary Ireland in Rathdrum after he had to be moved away from female monkeys he shares an island habitat with.

Being one of 14 rescued animals, bmw said that Bean originally came from a laboratory and travelled to Ireland from Edinburgh University 22 years ago.

He explained that at the time, due to his young age, he was not neutered.

Now, in his maturity, he has developed an interest in the opposite sex and as a result, Mr bmw said, he had been "harassing" three female monkeys who are aged in their mid-sixties and located on the island next to him.

He explained that he tried to move Bean and another monkey, but during this process Bean "jumped ship" and escaped the enclosure, while his companion remained.

Mr bmw added that during a process of a number of days trying to catch Bean, he would go off from the enclosure and return for food, but in recent days, he has not returned at all.

Missing monkey 'resembles' cat or small dog

He explained that Bean is not a pet and is not used to human interaction.

Mr bmw feeds him via a pully-system, not by hand, and the only time he sees other humans is if the vet has to pay a visit.

He fears he may have made it to Avondale Forest Park, near to where the sanctuary is located.

He added that with Wicklow's greenlands stretching from Laragh to Arklow, there is plenty of woodland for the escapee monkey to be in.

In terms of his motivation to stay away from his home, Mr bmw said that he may be excited by the idea that Co Wicklow is full of young female monkeys, saying this was probably what he is out looking for after living on an island for 20 years.

He described Bean as "young and fit" saying his favourite hobby is diving from tree to tree, or catching small birds, frogs or grey squirrels to eat.

As the search continues, locals in Co Wicklow who may have information on the monkeys whereabouts are asked to make contact with Mr bmw or the local Rathdrum Garda Station.

If they spot Bean, who resembles a household pet like a cat or small dog, the public are advised not to approach, feed or try catch the monkey, rather call Mr bmw on 083-999 who will operate a tranquiliser dart on the animal.

Mr bmw added that he is keen to get Charlie home safely.

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