LarryDeMole Industries Ltd presents.....

[ladiesman217]

Good evening, ladies and gentlecunts. My name is Larry DeMole, founder and CEO of LarryDeMole Industries Ltd. Welcome, to the beginning of a new age.

Tonight, I shall be unveiling a product that will change the world. So sit back, and gaze in wonder at what will be known as the greatest innovation in the history of mankind.

First, let me introduce our demonstrator for the evening, Mr Barney Rubble! Say hello to the audience Barney!



Now, ladies and gentlecunts... allow me to show an invention that will change the very history of our planet! I present to you all, THE DONKEY-DUSTER 69000!



This new cleaning apparatus will change the way you clean your rooms, your home, your car; it will help us clean THE WORLD!

Available in a wide range of different colours and made with the very finest hairs obtainable in the known universe, there is no mess imaginable that the Donkey-Duster 69000 cannot clean!

Toilet painted brown after a severe case of diarrhora? NO PROBLEM! The car filled with vomit after a dodgy night on the town? BE GONE! Blood soaked carpets because your cats dragged in a load of severely beaten and bloodied rats? OBLITERATED!

To use, all you need to do is insert it in your anus, and the Donkey-Duster 69000 will do the rest!!

And now, a demonstration from the lovable Mr Barney Rubble!



Just look at Mr Rubble there as he accommodates the Donkey-Duster 69000 with absolute easy! A smile longer than the Great Wall of China, and just look at the sheer happiness in his eyes! He has to squint so hard so as to contain the sheer wonder in his heart, and to try not to be seen crying tears of absolute joy!

Now, please join me for a close up to see how snug it really is!



Without any effort at all, the Donkey-Duster 69000 fits all anus' no matter how narrow or wide!!

The Donkey-Duster 69000 comes packed with an almighty 10 YEAR GUARANTEE! If you can find something the Donkey-Duster 69000 cannot clean, we will give you 100% of your money back!

Available now from Beemer&BeanyCunts. org for an all low price of just €19.99! Don't delay, stocks are limited and will sell out fast!

GET YOUR DONKEY-DUSTER 69000 TODAY!!!!!

[Barney Rubble]

Good evening, ladies and gentlecunts. My name is Larry DeMole, founder and CEO of LarryDeMole Industries Ltd. Welcome, to the beginning of a new age.

Tonight, I shall be unveiling a product that will change the world. So sit back, and gaze in wonder at what will be known as the greatest innovation in the history of mankind.

First, let me introduce our demonstrator for the evening, Mr Barney Rubble! Say hello to the audience Barney!



Now, ladies and gentlecunts... allow me to show an invention that will change the very history of our planet! I present to you all, THE DONKEY-DUSTER 69000!



This new cleaning apparatus will change the way you clean your rooms, your home, your car; it will help us clean THE WORLD!

Available in a wide range of different colours and made with the very finest hairs obtainable in the known universe, there is no mess imaginable that the Donkey-Duster 69000 cannot clean!

Toilet painted brown after a severe case of diarrhora? NO PROBLEM! The car filled with vomit after a dodgy night on the town? BE GONE! Blood soaked carpets because your cats dragged in a load of severely beaten and bloodied rats? OBLITERATED!

To use, all you need to do is insert it in your anus, and the Donkey-Duster 69000 will do the rest!!

And now, a demonstration from the lovable Mr Barney Rubble!



Just look at Mr Rubble there as he accommodates the Donkey-Duster 69000 with absolute easy! A smile longer than the Great Wall of China, and just look at the sheer happiness in his eyes! He has to squint so hard so as to contain the sheer wonder in his heart, and to try not to be seen crying tears of absolute joy!

Now, please join me for a close up to see how snug it really is!



Without any effort at all, the Donkey-Duster 69000 fits all anus' no matter how narrow or wide!!

The Donkey-Duster 69000 comes packed with an almighty 10 YEAR GUARANTEE! If you can find something the Donkey-Duster 69000 cannot clean, we will give you 100% of your money back!

Available now from Beemer&BeanyCunts. org for an all low price of just €19.99! Don't delay, stocks are limited and will sell out fast!

GET YOUR DONKEY-DUSTER 69000 TODAY!!!!!

Christ, you really have too much time on your hands you fuckin nut job.

Like cleaning up after a fuckin Cat in MY HOUSE ?

YOU ARE TOTALLY DERANGED. No 4 Legged moggies allowed in my establishment.

[ladiesman217]

Christ, you really have too much time on your hands you fuckin nut job.

Like cleaning up after a fuckin Cat in MY HOUSE ?

YOU ARE TOTALLY DERANGED. No 4 Legged moggies allowed in my establishment.

Can I put you down for one so? No, you don't get a freebie for doing the demonstration! You've been well compensated for that... a €10 donation in your name has been donated to your local cat charity.