What's happening in Derry?

[TommyH123]

Ye might be sorted soon the way Dublin is going. A couple of my favourites can't get their lovely apartment for when they return even though they tried to book ages in advance. Dublin insane now. It might be me driving to New Ross or somewhere soon .

its a decent road to belfast and Derry, you'll be grand, keep the heel to the steel and the journey will fly

[Rooney2808]

Small city, big hell they say, right?
But coming back to the question of the op. Is there a lot time time wasters or plain weirdos in Derry ?

I know is difficult for escorts to visit towns outside the big five, but as Cindy said before, if you get lots of stupid calls a day, no real punters and is a pain to get decent accommodation, that's very disappointing and discouraging for them to return.

I leave in a small town too and I try to visit girls when I can to encourage them to return, but hey! I'm an army of 1 man...

It's not easy being in the sticks but we try lol

I've heard from a few girls that Letterkenny is quite bad for timewasters/drunks but I hadn't heard anything about Derry.

[Rooney2808]

Brianna seems to have called it a day in Letterkenny, hasn't been back for ages, working out of a decent place in ballsbridge last i heard

A sad day for the parish

[AyannaMelek]

does it really matter?

Everything I say now should be taken as it is a serious dark joke because yeah I’m built with a dark sense of humor.
Of course it does. It’s either animal cruelty, necro…lia,(dunno if that’s allowed to be said here) or a weird pigeon fetish.
If the pigeon is a toy is it a squeaky one, a fluffy one…is the pigeon shaved? Does it have a nice design. Etc limitless possibilities.

That would’ve been my response to his request anyway. But then again…

Either way seriously speaking that is a very weird request. Or a piss take. If that was serious that guy should be locked up and the key thrown away

[TommyH123]

Everything I say now should be taken as it is a serious dark joke because yeah I’m built with a dark sense of humor.
Of course it does. It’s either animal cruelty, necro…lia,(dunno if that’s allowed to be said here) or a weird pigeon fetish.
If the pigeon is a toy is it a squeaky one, a fluffy one…is the pigeon shaved? Does it have a nice design. Etc limitless possibilities.

That would’ve been my response to his request anyway. But then again…

Either way seriously speaking that is a very weird request. Or a piss take. If that was serious that guy should be locked up and the key thrown away

😀I get your brand of humour, we’re on the same wavelength, dark maybe but it’s shows a fun side, on the matter of the pigeon it’s probably wiser to not give it too much thought, I mean I like “birds” as much as the next guy but I’d prefer if they didn’t have feathers 😉

[AyannaMelek]

��I get your brand of humour, we’re on the same wavelength, dark maybe but it’s shows a fun side, on the matter of the pigeon it’s probably wiser to not give it too much thought, I mean I like “birds” as much as the next guy but I’d prefer if they didn’t have feathers ��

I would’ve seriously taken it away and played with it. If the pigeon was alive I would’ve told him to tell the pigeon to call me and make the booking, just so I know it gave his consent. Do I treat this as a duo? Is the pigeon a voyeur? �� I missed my calling seriously should’ve been a stand up comic

[rockonallnite]

I would’ve seriously taken it away and played with it. If the pigeon was alive I would’ve told him to tell the pigeon to call me and make the booking, just so I know it gave his consent. Do I treat this as a duo? Is the pigeon a voyeur? �� I missed my calling seriously should’ve been a stand up comic

May I add some suggestions as topic conversation when the pigeon fetish lover rings you Nina? Something like this:

-Is the pigeon wearing a ring? If so, can you remove it and leave it in the glove box compartment beforehand?
-is the pigeon a white dove or a feral pigeon?, I'm not racist but size matters you know...
Is the pigeon a carrier pigeon, those little feckers spread fake news fast!!
Is the pigeon a homing pigeon? Those little bastards are racers, so forget about them, you never gonna catch them!
Obviously you are gonna charge extra, that's a threesome technically...
- last but not least, do you have a signed consent form from PETA? Otherwise we can't proceed...

[AyannaMelek]

May I add some suggestions as topic conversation when the pigeon fetish lover rings you Nina? Something like this:

-Is the pigeon wearing a ring? If so, can you remove it and leave it in the glove box compartment beforehand?
-is the pigeon a white dove or a feral pigeon?, I'm not racist but size matters you know...
Is the pigeon a carrier pigeon, those little feckers spread fake news fast!!
Is the pigeon a homing pigeon? Those little bastards are racers, so forget about them, you never gonna catch them!
Obviously you are gonna charge extra, that's a threesome technically...
- last but not least, do you have a signed consent form from PETA? Otherwise we can't proceed...

I love this ��

[Rooney2808]

I would’ve seriously taken it away and played with it. If the pigeon was alive I would’ve told him to tell the pigeon to call me and make the booking, just so I know it gave his consent. Do I treat this as a duo? Is the pigeon a voyeur? �� I missed my calling seriously should’ve been a stand up comic

Only one thing for it Nina, you'll have to visit Derry and speak to the pigeon man yourslf!

[AyannaMelek]

Only one thing for it Nina, you'll have to visit Derry and speak to the pigeon man yourslf!

You do realize that in all of this we all actually missed a very important detail it just hit me now )