Example.
A popular and well endowed ts was visiting a town 30 mile from me. I phoned around 7 and tried to make an appointment for 9pm.
I took a shower and got in the car, reached my destination only to find her phone not answering.
Around 9 I get a callback and told to make my way to a landmark. I get there and no answer. I make my way back to the car then get another call back. So I make my way to the land mark again, again no answer.
Back in the car again and she rings, apologises saying that one of her regulars popped in for a quicky. So I make my way to the landmark again. To find another punter there, phone to the ear and then making his way to a well known apartment.
So I return to the car and drive home disappointed.
12.30 am. I receive a text saying that she is available now.
I reply that I've been at the landmark 3 times, that I'm now back home wanking to a porno and include a blurred selfie of me at the landmark.
She replies that I'm a fucking time waster. After me wasting 5 hours, a McDonald's, and a gallon of petrol trying to see her.
To anyone that doesn't like me here.
I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.