First timer, trying to understand the appointment durations.

[SheriffWooody]

Lisa be out here leveling fools like..

I've always had a soft spot for her probably my reaction showed it Apologies if I offended anyone (apart from Eagle87 & Sunseasex). I was rightly royaled

[philipkntz]

Have been lurking for a while now and thinking of pulling the trigger this week. But first I just want to try and understand the appointment durations.

For instance, if I book for 30 minutes with someone. When does that 30 minutes start, from entering the door or getting down to business? I'm guessing that the 30 minute period starts from when I walk into the door?

What happens if I end up prematurely "busting" within 5 minutes out of excitement �� do I just pack up and leave or can we again during the remaining time?

I'm asking this here because I don't want to sound stupid asking the person I book an appointment with ��

I've been doing this for over 30 years and still trying to make sense of it. Escorts seem to buy cheap watches.
I have a habit of checking the time since my last call as I walk back to my car. My quickest 1/2 hour in last 10 years was 12 minutes, including 2 showers. Was like being stuck in a tornado for the few minutes between the showers. I went back to see her again, twice I even tried visiting a different escort before her and still couldn't last the full 30 minutes and she wasn't interested in any chat or cuddles afterwards, Just would you like another shower or put your clothes on or leave.
I've also had a few appointments run extra long and ended up having to kick myself out as she is in no apparent hurry.
So my advice is every appointment is different, just lie back and enjoy the ride. And don't piss the lady off, time is up when she says it is.

[Brain777]

I’m excited to punt for the first time but curious of what I should wear. It hardly matters if it’s just in shower out, would a tracksuit be okay or would that be a bit too casual?

[Brain777]

Cheers appreciated, any other advice I might need?

[Forceuser]

for the love of jaysus change that font colour lad!!

Choose your lady wisely, pick a girl with lots of positive reviews, don't mind the odd negative one.*
Check the ladies favourites, so you'll know what she allows
When you have made your choice, call her or text (if she states she allows texts) well in advance, preferably the day before. ( She will probably call you "baby" or "darling" which took me by surprise first time).*

You will be asked to confirm the appt closer to the time and given a landmark to go to about 30mins beforehand.*

When there call again and then concentrate! You will be given directions, a code for the door, floor number and room number. It can be incredibly difficult to engage your brain to remember this while anticipating the best sex you will ever have!

NB when you get to the door, firstly the girl will probably be behind it, so just walk in. Secondly, she may not look exactly as portrayed on her profile pics, often different hair style, a few years older, a few kg heavier, but often prettier!.*


Don't lunge at her, shake hands, let her size you up, hand over envelope, and let the lady make the first move. Tell her it's you first escort experience and she will lead the way.
You'll be asked if you want a shower, the answer is always yes, so the lady knows your clean.

Don't give any personal information on the forum or to other clients

First time is special...enjoy!

[MichelleFox]

for the love of jaysus change that font colour lad!!

Exactly my thoughts
Great advice. But that color killing me

[Brain777]

Choose your lady wisely, pick a girl with lots of positive reviews, don't mind the odd negative one.*
Check the ladies favourites, so you'll know what she allows
When you have made your choice, call her or text (if she states she allows texts) well in advance, preferably the day before. ( She will probably call you "baby" or "darling" which took me by surprise first time).*

You will be asked to confirm the appt closer to the time and given a landmark to go to about 30mins beforehand.*

When there call again and then concentrate! You will be given directions, a code for the door, floor number and room number. It can be incredibly difficult to engage your brain to remember this while anticipating the best sex you will ever have!

NB when you get to the door, firstly the girl will probably be behind it, so just walk in. Secondly, she may not look exactly as portrayed on her profile pics, often different hair style, a few years older, a few kg heavier, but often prettier!.*


Don't lunge at her, shake hands, let her size you up, hand over envelope, and let the lady make the first move. Tell her it's you first escort experience and she will lead the way.
You'll be asked if you want a shower, the answer is always yes, so the lady knows your clean.

Don't give any personal information on the forum or to other clients

First time is special...enjoy!

Thanks so much for all of this, excited to meet with a lady for the first time after reading all of that!

[Floki]

Choose your lady wisely, pick a girl with lots of positive reviews, don't mind the odd negative one.*
Check the ladies favourites, so you'll know what she allows
When you have made your choice, call her or text (if she states she allows texts) well in advance, preferably the day before. ( She will probably call you "baby" or "darling" which took me by surprise first time).*

You will be asked to confirm the appt closer to the time and given a landmark to go to about 30mins beforehand.*

When there call again and then concentrate! You will be given directions, a code for the door, floor number and room number. It can be incredibly difficult to engage your brain to remember this while anticipating the best sex you will ever have!

NB when you get to the door, firstly the girl will probably be behind it, so just walk in. Secondly, she may not look exactly as portrayed on her profile pics, often different hair style, a few years older, a few kg heavier, but often prettier!.*


Don't lunge at her, shake hands, let her size you up, hand over envelope, and let the lady make the first move. Tell her it's you first escort experience and she will lead the way.
You'll be asked if you want a shower, the answer is always yes, so the lady knows your clean.

Don't give any personal information on the forum or to other clients

First time is special...enjoy!

My eyes hurt after reading your post.

[SheriffWooody]

My eyes hurt after reading your post.

in fairness Flok your eyes looked pretty fooked already!!

[FinnMickC00L]

Choose your lady wisely, pick a girl with lots of positive reviews, don't mind the odd negative one.*
Check the ladies favourites, so you'll know what she allows
When you have made your choice, call her or text (if she states she allows texts) well in advance, preferably the day before. ( She will probably call you "baby" or "darling" which took me by surprise first time).*

You will be asked to confirm the appt closer to the time and given a landmark to go to about 30mins beforehand.*

When there call again and then concentrate! You will be given directions, a code for the door, floor number and room number. It can be incredibly difficult to engage your brain to remember this while anticipating the best sex you will ever have!

NB when you get to the door, firstly the girl will probably be behind it, so just walk in. Secondly, she may not look exactly as portrayed on her profile pics, often different hair style, a few years older, a few kg heavier, but often prettier!.*


Don't lunge at her, shake hands, let her size you up, hand over envelope, and let the lady make the first move. Tell her it's you first escort experience and she will lead the way.
You'll be asked if you want a shower, the answer is always yes, so the lady knows your clean.

Don't give any personal information on the forum or to other clients

First time is special...enjoy!

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