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  1. 31-03-23, 20:56 #671
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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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    I just found out the neighborhood had
    a meeting about the crazy person on
    the block.
    It's weird that they didn't invite me.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
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    Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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    I entered a competition and I won a
    lifetimes supply of Marmite... One jar!
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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    When I lost my fingers on my right
    hand I asked the doctor If I would
    be able to still write with it...
    He said, "Maybe but I wouldn't count
    on it!"
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    I asked my wife if she'd like a
    diamond necklace for her birthday.
    She said, "Nothing would make me
    happier."
    So I got her nothing instead.
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    Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

    Because he was a herbefore....
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