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  1. 09-07-23, 19:58 #781
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    My wife asked me if she was the only " ONE" I'd been with.

    I said " yes , the others were at least eights and nines "


    Perhaps that's why she's my ex wife
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    Well, I identify as god so you can all bow before me.
    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

    Goodbye
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  9. 30-07-23, 20:40 #785
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Well, I identify as god so you can all bow before me.
    So many gods to choose from, which one are you?
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    So many gods to choose from, which one are you?
    Look upon me, and know me, my child.

    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

    Goodbye
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Look upon me, and know me, my child.

    That looks like a giant turd floating in space?

    Ah yes, I recognise you now!
    Last edited by Barney Rubble; 30-07-23 at 21:23. Reason: Or is it a bell end ? Either way it suits you !
    Hello darkness my old friend.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Look upon me, and know me, my child.

    Are you a pussy?
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    Are you a pussy?
    Sure we all know he is a big pussy!
    Hello darkness my old friend.....
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    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    The interrupting sheep

    The interrupting shee..baaaah
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