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My compliments.. That is absolutely the crap joke of the day.. and possibly the entire threadOriginally Posted by Mrbean76
Almost all garden gnomes have red hat's.
It's a little gnome fact.. ...so far!
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The simple ones are often the best.My compliments.. That is absolutely the crap joke of the day.. and possibly the entire thread
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whoseyourdaddy (15-07-20)
Conductor Sir Thomas Beecham was well known for his acerbic comments. Once he described the sound of the harpsichord as "two skeletons copulating on a tin roof".
When he thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello, he stopped the orchestra and declared: "Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
Barney Rubble (20-07-20), DeletedMuser (16-07-20), Floki (16-07-20), Mrbean76 (16-07-20), whoseyourdaddy (16-07-20)
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My younger Brother was named after my Father..
A bit confusing when your Brother is named Dad though.
Barney Rubble (20-07-20), Mrbean76 (16-07-20)
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Struggling to get your wife's attention?
Just sit down and look comfortable.
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Barney Rubble (20-07-20), beautyaddict (18-07-20)
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
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Barney Rubble (20-07-20), yourehighered (21-08-21)
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Husband always insisted on having sex in the dark. After 20 years his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic, " You impotent bastard, how could you lie to me all these years"?
Husband looks her straight in the eyes and calmly says" I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids"...!!
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Floki (21-07-20), SteveB (21-07-20), yourehighered (21-08-21)
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Let's call it a good crap joke.
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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary? And on the virgin Isles? Same thing, not one Canary there either!!
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