Best chat up line

[Mr Sweet Guy]

What your best chat-up line to chat up
a Lady you like.......?

Here few of mine's

1. 'I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?'

2. 'I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?'

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

4. Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!

[bmw528]

What your best chat-up line to chat up
a Lady you like.......?

Here few of mine's

1. 'I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?'

2. 'I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?'

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

4. Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!

Hi, Can I lick you out please.

[FranknStein]

What your best chat-up line to chat up
a Lady you like.......?

Here few of mine's

1. 'I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?'

2. 'I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?'

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

4. Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!

Hi darling,would you be free at 3 today for one hour .
I'll confirm at half two and me and my wallet will be at the landmark by three.

Nearly always works.

[Punter08]

Say to the lady "excuse me i think you dropped this". When she asks "what is it" say my jaw because you're beautiful.
Corny i know but it does work a percentage of the time.

[howardsteele]

[Mr Sweet Guy]

Roses are red, violets are blue, can u take off your knickers till i get a good view. Sometimes that one doesn't work.

This one I try after a glass of prosecco first in Escort company, build Dutch courage first do
Say it to her and only two answer one she take off more then her knickers, or other she get cross, open a window and watch me fly with no parachute

Say to the lady "excuse me i think you dropped this". When she asks "what is it" say my jaw because you're beautiful.
Corny i know but it does work a percentage of the time.

Definitely try that one first Punter when I walk in Escort company, as it might stop me sitting on the chair so damn long

Thanks chaps, as I might try that in my next meeting with a Escort and risk being slap and kick out. Or it end up me after, won't be able to walk with jelly legs leaving her company

Good Day Chaps !

[Floki]

This one always works for me:



Women seem to fall over their feet for me with this line

[Punter08]

This one I try after a glass of prosecco first in Escort company, build Dutch courage first do
Say it to her and only two answer one she take off more then her knickers, or other she get cross, open a window and watch me fly with no parachute



Definitely try that one first Punter when I walk in Escort company, as it might stop me sitting on the chair so damn long

Thanks chaps, as I might try that in my next meeting with a Escort and risk being slap and kick out. Or it end up me after, won't be able to walk with jelly legs leaving her company

Good Day Chaps !

You are very welcome. One lady said to me when i used that line "I hope i raised something as well".

[Mr Sweet Guy]

You are very welcome. One lady said to me when i used that line "I hope i raised something as well".

Well Punter if next Escort say that reply to me, then I am going to be ok in her company
Still I was thinking of going to meet her dress in Knight armor instead of a suit I usually wear. In case she get angry, if I chat or sit idling on her chair to long

Also Chap, any chance you can come as Wardrobe Gent and go into Wardrobe as protection for me Mate

I sense I might feel intimidation at first, instead of intimate with her
Because of the dread chair and I feel the chair could be missing next time we meet

So one for you to say Punter on Lady or Escort you meet....

" Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine ?

Will say another 3 good chat-up line I like to try out after I am in the company of a Lady I meet on my private life.

" Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you! ♡

" Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, your’e still shining like one. ♡

" I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find babe !