Waring, this is not a joke

**Forceuser** · 28-02-18, 14:20

I'm starting to get a little worried about the future of our species

**Barney Rubble** · 28-02-18, 14:21

Originally Posted by drbagehot

Very good Doctor

**Ladyvonteese** · 28-02-18, 14:26

Originally Posted by Forceuser

I'm starting to get a little worried about the future of our species

I know its terrible men acually think a ride is sex, I was of the understanding it was getting on a horse and taking it for a run, Ah well that is men for ya! LOl lol

Have a great day.

Lady Von Teese

**Ladyvonteese** · 28-02-18, 14:30

Originally Posted by JayM93

Tbf, anyone that fell for that wouldn't be the sharpest knife in the drawer! 🙄

And loss billions, especially coming up to Easter, and the likelihood of becoming bankrupt too?

Lady Von Teese

**Forceuser** · 28-02-18, 14:36

Originally Posted by drbagehot

Ikr. We're all going to die of Cadbury-induced AIDS.

I'm worried now. I had Death By Chocolate last night for dessert, and now I think there's a chef laughing maniacly at the irony. Great prank though, to be fair.

And theres no heroes to save u

**Forceuser** · 28-02-18, 14:43

Originally Posted by drbagehot

It's all the saps who were afraid to see escorts because of STIs and stayed at home gorging on milk trays that I feel sorry for. At least I've lived!

I regularly do both, I'm fucked!!!!

**Ladyvonteese** · 28-02-18, 14:49

Originally Posted by drbagehot

It's all the saps who were afraid to see escorts because of STIs and stayed at home gorging on milk trays that I feel sorry for. At least I've lived!

I thought those who are afraid of STI's go out to the pub or club in Ireland and shag someone they know without protection and think its safe because they know them and are not escorts just their best mates wife. Lol lol lol

Most with brains know "most" independents in this business make sure their safety always comes first and formost.

Have a lovely day, its snowing here and its lovely, munching on my kinders now. Lol

Lady von Teese

**Forceuser** · 28-02-18, 15:08

Originally Posted by drbagehot

Well we'll be seeing St. Peter with an escort on our lads and a chocolatey grin on our faces.

Not sure if you meant to type laps or not
Both appropriate,but wildly different visual images

**EnglishAlex** · 28-02-18, 15:50

Lindt is nicer anyway

**Barney Rubble** · 28-02-18, 15:59

Originally Posted by EnglishAlex

Lindt is nicer anyway

Do you like them wee bunny rabbits Alex ?

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