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    Default Good advice.

    Don't buy wine from Aldi.

    Don't spray aftershaves on your freshly shorn genitals.

    Don't moisturise the area you intend sticking a nicotine patch on.

    Always have at least one backup drive at a minimum.

    Always wear a seat belt.

    Always make sure you have medical cover.

    Always wear sunscreen. Always. Always.

    Never smoke unless it's weed. Not even once.

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    Don't post on this thread unless you have some advice to offer.
    Always be courteous.
    Never vote trump.

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    Don't eat yellow snow.

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    Never attempt to Stump the Trump. You can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Don't buy wine from Aldi.

    Don't spray aftershaves on your freshly shorn genitals.

    Don't moisturise the area you intend sticking a nicotine patch on.

    Always have at least one backup drive at a minimum.

    Always wear a seat belt.

    Always make sure you have medical cover.

    Always wear sunscreen. Always. Always.

    Never smoke unless it's weed. Not even once.

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    Don't post on this thread unless you have some advice to offer.
    Always be courteous.
    Never vote trump.
    Just don't moisturise.
    Enough to have the 51 per cent in thrall to the cosmetics industry.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Missing George Dubya?
    Go one better this time.
    Vote Trump.
    Don's the mon.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Make America grate(on your nerves again) again.

    Vote Trump.
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    Trump's the best.
    Tower's o'er the rest.
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    Shalom/salaam.
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    Here is some more good advice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Don't buy wine from Aldi.

    Don't spray aftershaves on your freshly shorn genitals.

    Don't moisturise the area you intend sticking a nicotine patch on.

    Always have at least one backup drive at a minimum.

    Always wear a seat belt.

    Always make sure you have medical cover.

    Always wear sunscreen. Always. Always.

    Never smoke unless it's weed. Not even once.

    Nevar 4get.




    Don't post on this thread unless you have some advice to offer.
    Always be courteous.
    Never vote trump.
    don't bother learning to drive, all cars will be self drive soon and you can walk take the bus and keep fit till then

    don't bother learning a language, your phone will soon do all that pesky translating for you, it nearly does now

    don't bother wasting money on escorts, sex robots are nearly here so just stick a pair of tits on your toaster and wank over that whilst saving up for one

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    Quote Originally Posted by figgi View Post
    don't bother learning to drive, all cars will be self drive soon and you can walk take the bus and keep fit till then

    don't bother learning a language, your phone will soon do all that pesky translating for you, it nearly does now

    don't bother wasting money on escorts, sex robots are nearly here so just stick a pair of tits on your toaster and wank over that whilst saving up for one
    ,,,i cant handle much more of this 2 nite,time to scrub up ,splash the brut and hit the town
    Last edited by tinytimintipp; 30-10-16 at 22:48.

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