Lol. DW, its for a stag do (full of poo). Not for me (I only enjoy pee). Been on the beers today too, so apologies for that crap ...

But seriously, it is for a stag do and was wondering for god knows I've been phoning about but just can't tall if they'll seriously do it. So, does anyone know of anyone even slightly close to Northern Ireland? He is also incredibly shy, and was caught with, lets say an older woman before. So if anyone could help that'd be much appreciated. If not, then I guess the stag do will have to shit on him instead.