Tom RAMBO The most magical man...............

[nonpareil]

Im not always angry. I have always struggled mentally dealing with people who appear to have left Planet Earth.

Westside.

Ps she can always open the window if she is hot.

I'll get my telescope and have a look at you in orbit.

[nonpareil]

Im not always angry. I have always struggled mentally dealing with people who appear to have left Planet Earth.

Westside.

Ps she can always open the window if she is hot.

I am sorry to hear you are struggling mentally.

[xagerate]

There's no way I'm reading 16 pages….

I see 40 replies per page................and ive just as little interest in reading 4 pages
Someone will summarise it

(Probably wont bother reading that either if im honest)

[Sherry]

I see 40 replies per page................and ive just as little interest in reading 4 pages
Someone will summarise it

(Probably wont bother reading that either if im honest)

dont read
here the songgggggggggggggggggggggggg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF7iTeiuFP8
have good night

[tom rambo]

nope that would be if your wife ever finds out.

Westside.

ah she knows i am in the spare room now,lol

[Sherry]

Its prob difficult to tell them apart so I can see why you would be confused.

[willie wacker]

sooooooo. Does westie love his dog more than his wife and is the dog a better ride than her

How can you love your dog before the wife

[Westsidex]

Sorry for you loss but don't use it as an excuse to cut the conversation.

I would never use that an an excuse..

Westside.

[Westsidex]

Your abusing uncle who made you who you are today-

If you want to talk about abuse ask all those who have to listen to you.

thats abuse,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

How many reasons do you need lol.........

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

7. A dog's parents never visit.

8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

12. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

16. Dogs like to go hunting.

17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting.

25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

29. Dogs are not allowed in Harrods or John Lewis.

30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.

Like the lost poster.

Missing Wife and Dog.
Reward for dog.

Westside.