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    Ok lads and lassies could someone shed some light on this for me please.if your in the apartment with an escort and the premises is raided.what do i do or say?do i say yea we had sex.?or say like im getting a massage? Do i give my name.hopefully it never comes to this.i'd like to know what to do.thanks in advance

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    Quote Originally Posted by frano View Post
    Ok lads and lassies could someone shed some light on this for me please.if your in the apartment with an escort and the premises is raided.what do i do or say?do i say yea we had sex.?or say like im getting a massage? Do i give my name.hopefully it never comes to this.i'd like to know what to do.thanks in advance
    Hi frano .... the only argument they have is to PROVE you PAYING for sex & you ADMITTING to it & KNOWING she was an escort, a Garda identifing him/herself has to prove this, plus if theres only one gal. in the appartment etc dis does not constitute a brothel so thats ok (Per-Say), so she could have been some girl you knew & met-up & one-thing-led-to-another etc etc, & dont forget to say "OOoooooo my GOD you mean she's an Escort ... Well F..k me Pink" ( Well no not realy ) ...... then this plus the above becomes an onus on the Gardai to prove otherwise ..... so just basicaly build your story around this theory ... etc etc ... then you become a "Pain In the Ass" & not worth the hassel as they know eitherway your just "Joe Soap" getting his "Whistle Polished" so whats the worst they can get out it, a POSSIBLE fine & a "Booth in the Arse" as they know your not "Tony Sopranno" ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me4711 View Post
    Hi frano .... the only argument they have is to PROVE you PAYING for sex & you ADMITTING to it & KNOWING she was an escort, a Garda identifing him/herself has to prove this, plus if theres only one gal. in the appartment etc dis does not constitute a brothel so thats ok (Per-Say), so she could have been some girl you knew & met-up & one-thing-led-to-another etc etc, & dont forget to say "OOoooooo my GOD you mean she's an Escort ... Well F..k me Pink" ( Well no not realy ) ...... then this plus the above becomes an onus on the Gardai to prove otherwise ..... so just basicaly build your story around this theory ... etc etc ... then you become a "Pain In the Ass" & not worth the hassel as they know eitherway your just "Joe Soap" getting his "Whistle Polished" so whats the worst they can get out it, a POSSIBLE fine & a "Booth in the Arse" as they know your not "Tony Sopranno" ...

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    guards are very clever tho.chances are theres more than one in the apartment.i suppose its all about proof with guards.you could just say i met her at the shop and she asked me back to hers.no cash involved..only problem is the escort giving a similiar story although its your word against hers.not that they would hang you out to dry

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    Quote Originally Posted by frano View Post
    guards are very clever tho.chances are theres more than one in the apartment.i suppose its all about proof with guards.you could just say i met her at the shop and she asked me back to hers.no cash involved..only problem is the escort giving a similiar story although its your word against hers.not that they would hang you out to dry
    So say nothing , then they dont have your story is different to her story- the more you try and talk your way out of something like that the deeper the hole you are digging

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    Hopefully it never comes to that but it helps to be educated in that department.cheers men

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    I was pulled over recently by a guard after leaving an apartment. The advice here is all well and good but when it actually happens you do just shit yourself, now the guard in question turned out to be ok but he sort of advised me that even if you aren't doing anything wrong as such you could still be questioned about pimping or something just to sort of fuck you up and cause you a bit of hassel if you don't co operate

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    Agreed with you zoozoozoo
    Quote Originally Posted by zoozoozoo View Post
    So say nothing , then they dont have your story is different to her story- the more you try and talk your way out of something like that the deeper the hole you are digging

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    Now that's hilarious... but true.

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    I never really thought about it to be honest — perhaps I should!

    The thing is, it has to be very hard for a Guard to prove what what he thinks has gone on in a private apartment. Even if there were 2 ladies in the apartment how can they prove you actually paid to have sex with one of them?
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    Agree don't be a smart arse and you will be fine. Was caught years ago dropping a lady off and the guards were pretty up front and okay.
    Life is a journey, complete it.

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