Paying an escort with a cheque

[bollocks]

Gents, always be careful when writing cheques for escorts that you do not leave space for them to insert another zero. Lately I have come accross escorts who seem to have a problem accepting cheques. Next they will want to be paid with sovereigns. I suppose one sovereign should be sufficient for a decent visit to most girls..... By the way I do have AIB cheques and B of I ones, Do they not trust the banks?

[JAMESCORK]

Gents, always be careful when writing cheques for escorts that you do not leave space for them to insert another zero. Lately I have come accross escorts who seem to have a problem accepting cheques. Next they will want to be paid with sovereigns. I suppose one sovereign should be sufficient for a decent visit to most girls..... By the way I do have AIB cheques and B of I ones, Do they not trust the banks?

This is a piss take, right?

[Morpheus]

Gents, always be careful when writing cheques for escorts that you do not leave space for them to insert another zero. Lately I have come accross escorts who seem to have a problem accepting cheques. Next they will want to be paid with sovereigns. I suppose one sovereign should be sufficient for a decent visit to most girls..... By the way I do have AIB cheques and B of I ones, Do they not trust the banks?

It’s a big LOL Morpheus unless you’re being facetious too? I’m not sure...

I thought we settled on bitcoins? Or maybe a barter system instead .

This is a piss take, right?

Ahh FFS!!! I'm only now realising this is a piss take!! Bollocks to you, Bollocks!!

Next you'll be suggesting that farmers pay with sheep!!

[samlad]

Nothing to see here, folks

[Nikkita]

Ahh FFS!!! I'm only now realising this is a piss take!! Bollocks to you, Bollocks!!

Next you'll be suggesting that farmers pay with sheep!!

So we're going with go with barter system, still not quite sure?

[Larrii]

So we're going with go with barter system, still not quite sure?

I'll bring you perfume, champagne, a clean towel, lubes, shower gel, durex, water, lipstick, mascara, stockings and suspenders, pink furry handcuffs...



but by the time I have them all in the door and up the stairs I'll be too tired to amuse you

[UB40]

Ahh FFS!!! I'm only now realising this is a piss take!! Bollocks to you, Bollocks!!

Next you'll be suggesting that farmers pay with sheep!!

No farmers will have pay the sheep!

[Dub Lad]

I suppose if an escort is taking payments by credit card lasrer, you have to ask yourself is she SEPA ready!?

[Lilian]

Gents, always be careful when writing cheques for escorts that you do not leave space for them to insert another zero. Lately I have come accross escorts who seem to have a problem accepting cheques. Next they will want to be paid with sovereigns. I suppose one sovereign should be sufficient for a decent visit to most girls..... By the way I do have AIB cheques and B of I ones, Do they not trust the banks?

Its not the banks we don't trust , payments by card or cheque can be canceld and that's not secure enough for us!

As there are escorts who would add an xtra 0 there are guest who would walk out of a flat an cancel the card or cheque payments , imagine ...

P.S. I wouldn't trust sovereign either , to many fakes about :-)

[johnb59]

I would of thought paying by cheque would be to traceable for tax reasons for the escort?