Viagra - triple dose

[zoozoozoo]

I went to my doctor’s office last week to ask for a Triple Dose of Viagra.
The doctor told me that he couldn't allow me a triple dose.

'Why not?' I asked.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

'But I need it really bad,' I said.

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

I said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.

The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.

On Monday afternoon I dragged myself into the doctor's office...my right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?'

'No one showed up'.

[zoozoozoo]

Mrs is going to the tennis club and will return about 4pm,so Mr thinks "pop" a Viagra and have some fun when she returns, However she phones at 5pm and says she will be late about 9:30. Well that's great he thinks as the pill has given him a huge woody! What will I do he thinks so he rings the Doctor and explains the situation that he's in, The Doctor thinks for a while as to what Mr can do and asks Mr don't you have a maid you could use it on? Well yes says Mr BUT I DON"T NEED VIAGRA FOR THE MAID !!!!

[TonyB]

It made me smile