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  1. #1
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    Default This is becoming a joke

    I am pissed off big time
    I have visited 5 escorts in the last 2 weeks and have
    walked away after 30 secs inside the door
    I ring the lady make appointment and ask is a certain Favourite
    available as its listed on profile
    On all 5 occasions I have been told yes it's available
    Confirm Appointment 30 mins before and arrive on time
    The door opens its the lady in the pics , great
    Exchange pleasantries and then I ask
    " are you certain that "fav" is available
    Answer : sorry honey but no I don't do that
    So I walk away and I guess the lady is not happy
    The ladies are always complaining about time wasters and yet
    5 different ladies have given me a merry dance
    All these ladies have verified pics and reviews , some from respected
    reviewers
    Dec is a quiet month for me work wise so I thought I would put spare time to
    use and visit a few different ladies,
    What a waste of time and taxi fare
    A couple of ladies even texted me to come back and enjoy all the other favs
    Ladies if you don't do it don't advertise it or at least make sure that
    if someone else is writing your profile then you know what's in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by happygolucky View Post
    I am pissed off big time
    I have visited 5 escorts in the last 2 weeks and have
    walked away after 30 secs inside the door
    I ring the lady make appointment and ask is a certain Favourite
    available as its listed on profile
    On all 5 occasions I have been told yes it's available
    Confirm Appointment 30 mins before and arrive on time
    The door opens its the lady in the pics , great
    Exchange pleasantries and then I ask
    " are you certain that "fav" is available
    Answer : sorry honey but no I don't do that
    So I walk away and I guess the lady is not happy
    The ladies are always complaining about time wasters and yet
    5 different ladies have given me a merry dance
    All these ladies have verified pics and reviews , some from respected
    reviewers
    Dec is a quiet month for me work wise so I thought I would put spare time to
    use and visit a few different ladies,
    What a waste of time and taxi fare
    A couple of ladies even texted me to come back and enjoy all the other favs
    Ladies if you don't do it don't advertise it or at least make sure that
    if someone else is writing your profile then you know what's in it
    I feel your pain!!!!

    Some girls even advertise that showers are available, What they dont say is that you need to be a rocket scientist to get it to work at the required heat setting
    I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet .......I'll keep ye posted which comes first!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abcodiver View Post
    I feel your pain!!!!

    Some girls even advertise that showers are available, What they dont say is that you need to be a rocket scientist to get it to work at the required heat setting
    Well, in fairness, it's hardly the escort's fault that you can't figure out a shower, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleBob View Post
    Well, in fairness, it's hardly the escort's fault that you can't figure out a shower, lol.
    Yeah yeah yeah same old same old.....

    wish i had a few more brain cells......

    or just wish the girls wouldn't decide to run the tap in the kitchen,Turn on the washing machine and dishwasher as I am trying have a shower!!!!
    I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet .......I'll keep ye posted which comes first!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abcodiver View Post
    Yeah yeah yeah same old same old.....

    wish i had a few more brain cells......

    or just wish the girls wouldn't decide to run the tap in the kitchen,Turn on the washing machine and dishwasher as I am trying have a shower!!!!
    That's an old trick. They're making sure you're not abusing yourself in their shower. Stop fiddling with yourself and get stuck in.

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    anyway back on topic, What fav are you looking for
    I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet .......I'll keep ye posted which comes first!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abcodiver View Post
    I feel your pain!!!!

    Some girls even advertise that showers are available, What they dont say is that you need to be a rocket scientist to get it to work at the required heat setting
    I would have thought that most escorts would leave the setting as it is so that clients just have to use the 'on' switch? LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    I would have thought that most escorts would leave the setting as it is so that clients just have to use the 'on' switch? LOL!
    I get easily confused, Especially when the shower curtain has taken up residence in my arse crack!!! lol
    I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet .......I'll keep ye posted which comes first!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    I would have thought that most escorts would leave the setting as it is so that clients just have to use the 'on' switch? LOL!
    That's right, But they don't listen and insist on fiddling..

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    Quote Originally Posted by abcodiver View Post
    I feel your pain!!!!

    Some girls even advertise that showers are available, What they dont say is that you need to be a rocket scientist to get it to work at the required heat setting

    “Nothing is more creative... nor destructive... than a brilliant mind with a purpose.”
    ― Dan Brown, Inferno

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