Make up a storey using E-I members User names.

**NewMoon** · 01-12-12, 18:08

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It was Saturday night and all the lads ‘were up4fun’ so they decided to meet up at the bar on ‘Abby’ street to kick the night off, it would be their ‘Last time’ to meet up before the Christmas holidays. ‘The Engineer’ and ‘The Plumber’ sat beside each other and started talking technical stuff so Rocker started making a list of the round of drinks. ‘Rocker 1,2,3’ pints , two vodka and for ‘Tommy H’ a ‘Big J’ ( which is his name for a large Jack Daniels). As Rocker, who is really a ‘Very Shy Guy’ makes his way to the bar he notices this beautiful woman so he makes his way over to her but this ‘Sexyfucker’ is chatting her up. This does not put Rocker off his stride and he says to the lady, “Do you come here often?” to which she replied ‘Wat, Wat, Wat? ‘ I can’t hear you! The music is too loud………………….continue the storey………

**saoirsemac** · 01-12-12, 18:09

Originally Posted by NewMoon

When using a user name in the storey use '....' to highlight for the reader.

It was Saturday night and all the lads ‘were up4fun’ so they decided to meet up at the bar on ‘Abby’ street to kick the night off, it would be their ‘Last time’ to meet up before the Christmas holidays. ‘The Engineer’ and ‘The Plumber’ sat beside each other and started talking technical stuff so Rocker started making a list of the round of drinks. ‘Rocker 1,2,3’ pints , two vodka and for ‘Tommy H’ a ‘Big J’ ( which is his name for a large Jack Daniels). As Rocker, who is really a ‘Very Shy Guy’ makes his way to the bar he notices this beautiful woman so he makes his way over to her but this ‘Sexyfucker’ is chatting her up. This does not put Rocker off his stride and he says to the lady, “Do you come here often?” to which she replied ‘Wat, Wat, Wat? ‘ I can’t hear you! The music is too loud………………….continue the storey………

then saoirse came in with a hurley and lined up all her timewasters on here

and beat them to bloody pulps, continue

**NewMoon** · 01-12-12, 18:17

Originally Posted by saoirsemac

then saoirse came in with a hurley and lined up all her timewasters on here

and beat them to bloody pulps, continue

Bad Day? Rocker asks,

**Doll 34 DD** · 01-12-12, 18:38

Originally Posted by NewMoon

Bad Day? Rocker asks,

and saoirse says nooo not a bad day u Rocker are to "veryshyguy" and u should be bolder .........

**Eddy76** · 01-12-12, 18:41

Originally Posted by Daria

and saoirse says nooo not a bad day u Rocker are to "veryshyguy" and u should be bolder .........

and then rocker begs the question if the sweet and innocent Daria is going to show him exactly how to be bolder!

**Doll 34 DD** · 01-12-12, 18:45

Accualy Rocker says im new to this and "itstimenow" .....

**City Gent** · 01-12-12, 19:13

Originally Posted by saoirsemac

then saoirse came in with a hurley and lined up all her timewasters on here

and beat them to bloody pulps, continue

Your not grasping the context of the thread are you Sao, you ever thought of writing all your rants down in a diary it good for the karma.

CG

**redforever** · 02-12-12, 10:40

This has to be the funniest thread posted here in a long time
well done to new moon for the idea and all those who contributed especially Saoirse mac and her big hurl lol
Keep them cumming guys and gals

**Karla baby** · 02-12-12, 13:43

Was very interesting to read... hahah... very funny

**wolrac** · 02-12-12, 23:00

I laughed my self sober at this thread. Definitely should have been the December comp..

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