Make up a storey using E-I members User names.

[funlover12]

I havent eaten for hours!! right we will be at the dospital soon, you mean hospital, take out theDman. ok buck so all they will have to eat at this time is texmex. legend! I love that cant wait. mee too said stephanie but Imnewtothis is it hot and spicy always? last one I had was. I hope its cooljay. yeah it is jay,goodtimes!

lets roll guys

[funlover12]

ok buck your balls are banjaxed this the realdeal, hang in there till we get back to dub lad. any morphine doc? no sorry buck, ah doc! ill give you a blowjob to help ease the pain owoplease sweet amina thanks hun your a star. you look so good in leather. heaven Im in guys, wow shes good!! oh who was that girl from heather.uk was it? yeah shes some pussyeater tell her to give sao some pain relief there.

[funlover12]

doc are we near the city? gently does it we are close but we are running out of artificial light the further we get away from the party site, but look a newmoon will be up in about 30 minutes. I heard it was an hour doc, it could be an allnighter cindy. forever it might be when wil it come.

oh there it is now, its like a ray of sunshine in the sky! unlike your foot saoirse, you made a right mer of it falling like that you numpty. but your a goddess shirley you knew youd twist it when you fell like that?

jamescork cumdispenser some meds for the pain, the pussy licking isnt enough to hold off the pain
ah itstimenow for coronation st, Ill miss it now ffs, shut up james and get your priorities right

[Stephanie]

...... …

... She was dressed in a kami lace top. Nice… She lay back on the bed, legswideopen… Me being a pussyman, I fiddled with her stephanie with my pinky.

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Hey ! You calling me a pussy .. or is that going to be a new euphanism .. ? I don't mind the association so long it's a cute one xx

[La Toya]

Ooh yeah,,,, hope it was not the foreigh Legion from the French Guyana nor the one from the British Guyana/Georgetown....There we go...Adorable James ..you does not know what the -FOREIGN LEGION MEANS..l BEG your BUTTON...,, ..

... To act like the CityGent I really am. Having served two years with the Foreign Legion In Benin, you'd have thought I'd be Happygolucky to have survived. Being very much the ladiesman he approached Daria, he being Fussy he liked the look of her. Just then Samuel M Jackson walked in... Hey Samlad, what brings you in here....

[La Toya]

Thats how it has to be..."THERE WE GO" THE LANGUAGE OF THE LEGION....lol...

La Toya was obsessed with Jamescork so she tried to teach him her own language and he said with a fear in his voice Iamnewtothis cant learn that quick.. 2timesin30min that just impossible . How do you teach people so quick, she said ilikeit , thats the key. Later on they got nasty and were fancy a threesome with Monique and they were thinking how romantic would be under the Newmoon........... but then . continue

[La Toya]

"WHAT WENT ON NEXT" Adorable James...give us the story the poetry is waiting sooooooooo...here we go... every story must have a good "END" SO WOULd BE CONTINUED..STAY ALIVE......
DO NOT GO AWAY...SOON THE ANSWER FROM JAMES ADORABLE.......,,..

...... … clueless to what he had done to deserve it. Amin all I did was to lickyourclit.. so why the hurley… I needed to get out of here, so I went Westside, to Galway to be exact. I fear Galway may be no better, but I fired up my Audi anyway and headed west… I could be a Galway_stud, why not, Im a bigfellow now, and I like to treat me weefella once in a while. I decided to visit Oksana. Driving through Clonmellors, I popped in my fav CD, La Toya Jackson… I was getting in the mood here and I really wanda make an impression.

I arrive at her place, and I am ushered into her Chambers. “You look like a real genltlemandave” she cooed… “Hey, the name’s not Dave… Iamsimontemplar” I replied. I didn’t want her to know my true identity, or that I really was an escortaddict. There was a wolrac next to the door, I hung my coat there. She was dressed in a kami lace top. Nice… She lay back on the bed, legswideopen… Me being a pussyman, I fiddled with her stephanie with my pinky.

Then I removed my clothing. “OMG”.. she exclaimed, “you’re a braveboy to show me that dirty little thing… that is scank man!”. “That’s my little secret Cyril” I replied.”I could have funtimeswithU with that” … “get out ya Dirty Harry ya” she shouted…

It wasn’t the dirty bit that got me, it was the little… Im no ninebythree, but Im certainly no lildick either. I left dejected, but still happy I at least got to see her Ste-fanny in all its glory. Back to the drawing board for me, I’ll click n pick another…

Ah well… another bumMer…..

[ryder]

I had promised myself a return visit to Patty 'someday' , 'justforrelax' if you get my meaning. 'Timeforfun' I thought to myself as the'taxidriver' drove me through town. We'll be there "Inna"minute he said as we drove down 'Abby' street . She welcomed me in and told me to disrobe . Then onto the massage table. Begob this is a fine table says I . Actually its" ninebythree" says Patty . Hold still now I want to "rubina " little massage oil she said sweetly. Relax 'bigfellow'she whispered in my ear. You're a 'wellhungchap', 'godwasgenerous' she said. 'Thatsnotmyname' I replied. Anyway folks,she was 'justgettingstarted' when a'shocker ' happened .Oh me oh my that's 'warmcome' said Patty . Well I turned 'scarlett ' but soon recovered and pretended to be a 'cooldude' Patty offered me a shot of 'Jack Daniels' and I accepted it gratefully . I 'justwantacuddle' now I said before leaving and making my 'merry' way home. Thanks again Patty.

[NewMoon]

I know it is against the rules to post to your own thread, but it's Christmas so forgive me, couldn't resist...


A few weeks had passed and back in the pub on Abby Street it was the DRUNKIN POLITICIAN’s night out. Bertie Ahern, kenny, MrRabbit and the Biffman (otherwise known as biffo) were in the thick of things, throwing back the Jack Daniels and bulmers10, there wasn’t a Britvic in sight but it certainly was millertime.

Bertie Ahern with MistyEyes stands up to propose a toast….

“A a a ah WatWatWat what I want to say,,,iwantuhaha no no no, I want to thank the Irish people forforfor my big fat pension”. Jeeperscreepers , the others pleaded, Bertie, sit down ffs you are drunk.

Bertie’s Bestgirlfriend the Biffman rose to his feet next.

“Someone once asked me when I was minister for finance, how much is sixtyeightplusone? I don’t fucking know the answer, ask akasomeonelse I said, but I’m still a randybogger and damnimlookinggood. Oink Oink” As he flopped back down he landed in his seat hardandheavy.

It was then the turn of the Bossman himself, kenny.

With a pint of the black stuff in one hand he raised his glass and said. “This year we managed to screw the Irish people in the last Budget. Agency work (which I only give to you my friends) is still the best paid work and is recession proof, so screw the Irish people, HipHip. Oh! And next year we will make it illegal to justwantsex and I’m Justgettinstarted.”

Within earshot were a few easyontheeye elite escorts, among them was raunchyrachel. Rachel had heard enough and was now mad as hell. Rachel approached the DRUNKIN POLITICIAN’s.

“Hi my name is Rachel, anychance anyone of ye Big Boy’s would buy a Lady a drink?” I’m finewiththat says kenny you sexybustyblackbabe, would you like something Sweet Rachel? A Margaretha69 is fine. modelrachel and kenny got talking. “You are very raunchyrachel” said kenny. “Thanks, and you are a randybogger aren’t you Mr kenny? Would you like to come back to my redsofa for the realdeal”? asks Rachel. I’m readywillandable, it’s justwhatiwant, you lead the way Rachel.

kenny gets Buck Naked in modelrachel’s place lays on the couch legswideopen.
Rachel comes back from the bathroom armed with this huge plastic prick. As she lubes it up, kenny comments “dingdong1 that’s a bigfella Rachel put alotofcream on that”. Yes Sir I will, I call it “Enda” in your honour. Now Mr kenny facedownassup, as soon as he did Rachel plunges the longshaft all the way in.
Ooops! Mr kenny I think I may have used the deep heat instead of KY Jelly.

[JAMESCORK]

Brilliant Moon...