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    With all those secret ‘Incognito’ agents in the bar the only guy that was missing was the ‘bigfella’ himself, Superman. James (from) Cork phoned to see where he was only to be told, he’s still on ‘thehighway man’ the ‘N73’

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    Quote Originally Posted by saoirsemac View Post
    so they called saoirse over and she bate james to death with a hurley


    the end
    Clyde walks into the room like 007 and says no no no bitch the doc is not on call I know he's naughty but he's so sweet .....
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Hope it was not The bottom which feels so much better than the top..So much better
    and let me guess it was not a WINDOW SHOPPER by the 50 Cent---, ,

    Quote Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie View Post
    50cent turned up & said ''tea is for Pussyman, lets make this a Partyzone and get the Jack Daniels out''. All was going well until GalwayStud turned up trying to impress Sweet Rachel with his 10inchesandcounting! Jamescork got the hump as he wasnt getting any attention, the lovely Mayasweet was out of town
    Being an Experiencedguy he decided to chat to the old chicks in the corner, but Natalie, Heather & Miss Tees knew he was no CityGent, infact the ladies had a Tiff over who was going to tell Jamescork they thought he was an AbsoluteNoob
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie View Post
    50cent turned up & said ''tea is for Pussyman, lets make this a Partyzone and get the Jack Daniels out''. All was going well until GalwayStud turned up trying to impress Sweet Rachel with his 10inchesandcounting! Jamescork got the hump as he wasnt getting any attention, the lovely Mayasweet was out of town
    Being an Experiencedguy he decided to chat to the old chicks in the corner, but Natalie, Heather & Miss Tees knew he was no CityGent, infact the ladies had a Tiff over who was going to tell Jamescork they thought he was an AbsoluteNoob

    You might all as well feck off because Nat just made the thread her own, nobody's going to beat that.


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    At the annual E-I golf classic TiffanyTees off first. The ball disappears into the "Forrest". You're some "Golfer" we'll never find the ball in here says "Lost" . Have no fear there's a "Newmoon" tonight says Luna Nueva we'll find it then. This is definitely not the "Ryder" cup said Saoirse swinging her hurley on the 9th tee. Who needs clubs anyway.
    Later back in the clubhouse they were all gathered at the bar for the "Lunchbreak " I'll have a" Cupofcoffee "said Ciara still thinking about that girl in Dundalk. "Greentea" for me said Luna . "Takemedrunkimhome" said another. Dave says, here have a "Sweetrachel" , thanks you're a "gentlemandave" although I prefer "Candy" says Rachel.
    I'm "luvenit " this is "debest " day out in ages said Patty . I could stay here with CindyForever.
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    Can we get back on topic here ?


    Bungalows are fucking boring.

    They only have one storey.

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    At the bar New Moon and Luna Nueva were arguing about who thought of the name first. DubLad couldnt give a pigsmickey about the arguement, ...

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    "sexy lady" walks into the pub.. "Clyde" being a "very shy guy" wouldnt make a move. "Ciara" "horny" little thing couldnt
    wait any longer and ask "benin" for a 3some with "SweetAmina" .. "DrPaul" didnt reccomend such
    excerise without viagra...
    "Desirable Encounters" is what we need and being a mature lady I know better said "CurvaceousKate"
    "Naughtynatalie" dressed in leather outfit takes "LeatherHeaven" by hand and off they go for "riskyfun"..
    "n73" comes back and whisper to "Sweet Rachel" : have to go babe .. "sarahiswet" and I am a "Sweet Man"
    I want to taste her.. "WatWatWat" is going on ..
    "Jamescork" very fustrated needs to see boobies .. "bebitza" show him her beautiful pair of them.. Woww ... if we could go with a bit of "owo please" this is my lucky day!!
    Lets everybody have a "happyone" .. tequila please, "Lucy Chambers" demands..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayasweet View Post
    ...but then the Gent777 said no no no guys that's not an orgy with sexy lady-s , take it more seriously and don't be an absolute noob, that's just not fair with the gorgeous women in here , that's our Last time together in this year and we need to live a Full life don't be such a very shy guy and let the ladies choose what they want for the night,and the best when they say yes, ilikeit. .....
    & Naughty Natalie say's ''I Loveithard''


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    i heard Clyde had a pigsmickey

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