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    Quote Originally Posted by dark-knight View Post
    Its over a year since I last had a punt, I don't even recognise alot of the escorts anymore. I check every now and then to see if any of favourites are touring but I think most have retired or moved on. The reason I haven't had a punt in so long is a new expensive hobby which takes up all my free time lately.
    There is a hobby more expensive than punting!!!

    But surely not half as much fun!!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dark-knight View Post
    Its over a year since I last had a punt, I don't even recognise alot of the escorts anymore. I check every now and then to see if any of favourites are touring but I think most have retired or moved on. The reason I haven't had a punt in so long is a new expensive hobby which takes up all my free time lately.
    For me its been very similar in that its been nearly a year since my last 'visit' with a lady!

    Although the ladies may have changed during this time, one thing is certain is that they are just as beautiful and desirable as the first lady you may have met!

    So enjoy your next encounter as it was your first and last:-
    One of beauty and perfection!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    The longest ever without a punt was about 35 years... after that ... pffff a month... maybe...
    Longer for me james,see your 35 and raise you 10,as for the short term,a month or 2 and going to be beaten this year.

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    This would be a good line for the confessional....

    "Bless me father, for I have sinned.... It is 2 months since my last punt........."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    This would be a good line for the confessional....

    "Bless me father, for I have sinned.... It is 2 months since my last punt........."
    And the reply "bend over my son"

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    And the reply "bend over my son"
    leave him alone he's mine
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    leave him alone he's mine
    No probs father clyde.

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    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    If i remember the next line is ted saying to dougal.."now thats sarcasm"

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    If i remember the next line is ted saying to dougal.."now thats sarcasm"
    That wouldn't happen around here......
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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