Originally Posted by
Dirty Harry
two weeks ago iwas my 45th birthday and i wasen't feeling to hot that morning anyways i wen to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say happy birthday and probably have a present for me she didn't even say goodmorning alone any happybirthday
i thought well thats wives for you maybe the children will remember the childeren came into breakfast and did't say a word i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent as i walked into my office my secretary janet said goodmorning boss happy birthday i felt a little better someone remembered i worked untill noon then janet knocked on my door and said you know its a beautiful day outside and its your birthday lets go to lunch just me and you i said george thats the best thing i heard all day
lets go we went to lunch we didn't go any were we normally go we went out into the country to a little private place we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously on the way back to the office she said you know its such a nice day we dont need to go back to the office do we? no i guess not she said lets go to my apartment after arriving at her apartment she said if you don't mind i think i'll go into the bed roon and slip into something more comfortable sure i excitedly replied she went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out carring a big birthday cake followed by my wife childeren and all my friends all were singing happybirthday and there on the couch i sat naked
I thought you were single and another thing i thought you were 80,Happy birthday by the way
I have lived a life of regrets.