my goldfish is discgusting he was humping the carpet earlier but only for 30 seconds!
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my goldfish is discgusting he was humping the carpet earlier but only for 30 seconds!
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little boy walks into his dad's room at night and says daddy there's a big monster in my room! Really what dose it look like? Son says its got big sharp teeth and red eyes. Dad says fucked if i'm going in there so!
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i dont fucking believe it i just went to get a big tattoo of an indian on my back half way through i said do us a favour can you put a big tomakawk in his hand? the tatooist said hang on mate give me a chance i've only just finished his turban.
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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
I know i may sound thick but can someone please explain that one to me??
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Why does O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everyone has the same DNA
What's considered bi-sexual in Alabama?
Someone who likes sheep and goats
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"Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pack of cards!"
"Sit down and I'll deal with you later."
"Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a bridge!"
"What's come over you?"
"Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!"
"Pull yourself together!"
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what happens to any fish outa water after a whileI know i may sound thick but can someone please explain that one to me??
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Cheers, understand now. Brilliant
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a couple of young lads beeped the horn of there car at the wife the other day.she looked at me and saidWOW i've still got it.i said no dear it's because it's a green light you dozy cow!
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i met a man from Leeds the other day i knew he was dyslexic straight away he had a cat flap on his head!
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