Hygiene! 🫣

[Blue60]

I do clean the gentleman after service, let him relax on the bed and he is welcome to shower before he leaves.

No, it's just my thing, I wouldn't do something like that in front of a guest, but no disrespect to anyone who does, we all have our own ways to work

I have never seen an escort do that to herself in my presence. A wet wipe of the client is just a nice gesture but its not a substitute for a post booking shower.

[PSZEBRA]

Pfft, I am a courtesan and so are you darling!!!! my half hour clients are my bread and butter!!

Those bitches doing it all wrong ha ha ha!!

Half hour clients, fuck that. I am only just getting warmed up. Half hour appointments are no good to me. I need 1 hour minimum if not more.

[PSZEBRA]

So i understood the first message from Michelle

I will wash throughly and i will continue too do so.
(Prob even more throughly after reading all this)

But the rest of this thread is kinda after turning into total nonsense.

EVERYONE JUST WASH YOUR BITS

You mean you don't turn up immaculately clean in the first place and you need am escort to teach yourself how to be clean before you turn up. That is sad 😔

[Dieveiant]

Dude thats not what i said and you know it ,i always turn up clean and clean myself more when i arrive but i dont feel the need to prove that to anyone other than the lady im visiting.

Your little vendetta on this thread is only brings your rotten attitude towards women into the limelight and it is something thats much harder to clean.

[BarryD]

Also stop sending ramdon pm to me asking to come and visit you, so you can win escort of the month.
Me visiting you, is never going to happen. Never in a million years ��

I have had 3-4 of your pms asking, hey come and visit me. I so so so want to be EOTM again and I need your review. Hahaha

not reading this thread but this I had to laugh

was it 3 or 4? one under your original banned profile, another under the next handle you set up 3 months later and then one via this handle (set-up almost immediately after your second handle was banned) or maybe you had another handle between the original and the second one that was missed?

couldn't give two hoots you round the boards, place is gone to shit/rather know where you are, but try pipe down a bit/have a bit of respect for decent advertisers
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you could be squeaky clean/best client on E-I etc. but getting banned for harassing a well-liked/lovely/classy little advertiser while on family hols, then threatening her round the boards not the best of looks.

[Moocher]

Hygiene in and around the client's nether regions has been well highlighted above, with specific and detailed advice given on what is required from the client.

However, dental hygiene also seems to be a major problem as I see more and more escorts not offering FK or kissing at all on their profiles and this includes many Brazilian ladies who generally have a good name for being particularly comfortable with intimacy. Obviously , many escorts invest heavily in their looks to include flawless milky white teeth. Is the clients' lack of this level of matching presentation perhaps causing a disappointment in the escort and therefore a preference to stay clear of offering this service ?

[oddball]

Did have an escort inspecting my teeth during a quiet moment at the weekend, I felt like a horse/crufts dog, but apparently I met with approval.

[BlueFella]

Hahaha absolute hilarious.

You seem to a wonderful pleasant lady.

She is.

You come across as a right prick tbh

[BlueFella]

Did have an escort inspecting my teeth during a quiet moment at the weekend, I felt like a horse/crufts dog, but apparently I met with approval.

Do you have a dentist fetish?

[BlueFella]

2. Pop a squat in the shower. This will give you the most surface area to clean.

Are you insane? With my dodgy knees?

There'd be a thread on here with a girl complaining she had to get the fire brigade to dismantle her shower to rescue a stuck client