Hygiene! 🫣

[IrishSarahBarra]

Shit conjures Rachel, she’d be quick to stir it

Give it a quick stir, bag it and carry on...

There's a meme in there somewhere.

[AmorInfinito8]

Give it a quick stir, bag it and carry on...

There's a meme in there somewhere.

[IrishSarahBarra]

Mm, I was thinking a bit more...



Great insight there Rachel 👍🏼 I can't imagine how you used deal with massages and massage oil... body bags?

Personally, it gives me the ick to just bag it and spend the rest of the appointment thinking about what's under there.

Yeah, I'd rather try coax them into the shower, or find other clients, or gently work with them to improve it over time if I think they're worth it otherwise.

It depends on who I have, how much nagging I've done, what else is going on in my business, how much I'm feeling like I don't want to meet new people. I move very slowing through clients. I don't fully know why but I'm comfortable working like that. It certainly does give me insight into how some ladies must be working when they also don't kick someone with subpar hygeine our the door for whatever reasons (financial, I'd imagine).

Also, horrendously enough, I'd rather just lick it off and it be gone forever (pee) over looking at him stare at me through his bulging see-through hood for an extended length of time.

There's another reason why very I'm well suited to what I do. I have the constitution of a mortician, and I can seem to be, and may completely be, unaffected by situations that are unpleasant for other people.

Clients in anyway offended by this thread and expecting that normal women can think or feel like I do - you're kidding yourselves.

You're also narrowing your opportunities of retaining "lovely ladies to our shores" and making them cry through your encouraging a culture of repulsiveness and one that lambasts a provider who speaks out. Which, I actually don't mind in one way > the pool of escorts being smaller.

In all other ways, I feel bad for the women (and those who are practically girls) who are feeling disrespected and worn down by the situation they're in with regards to hygeine in Ireland. It's embarrassing as an Irish woman hearing them talk about it but know it's true.

I was offended once upon a time. That wears off after a while and is replaced by simple acknowledgement; you'll all be ok and feel less offended as time goes by.

If you say that you think it's not a problem, Rachel, you too are only kidding yourself. Then, if you feel like you were somehow privileged in how you could work here, (and let's be honest, you're still only kidding yourself ) maybe you should consider using that "privilege" for something that's constructive for the other ladies as a whole or keep your opinions to yourself.

(Thank god the women who are more concerned with making themselves look good have nearly all died out.)

[JennyIrish]

So many ladies having a go about their customers higiene, yet, you girls are the ones giving them an intimate service.

Now, now, dont try and say that you hit the ground running in this industry, that you didnt get into it due to financial pressure and that you never tolerated poor hygiene.

We've had our run ins before but I do like you, come down off that high horse, you were a newbie once too dont tell me that you never tolerated poor hygiene or that you dont understand why some ladies still feel that they have to put up with it.

[Scrumhalf9]

I think a picture is worth a thousand words for the sticky


Towel left after him by a punter. By no means is this a rare occurrence. For fuck's sake lads this isn't good.

Bring a washcloth with you, lather it up well and get it right up there, rinse repeat, rinse repeat, scrub a dub for the love of jaysis.

Good God that’s awful. I wouldn’t do that at home even by accident, never mind leave it on the towel of a lady I was visiting. It’s only by seeing such gross examples of the lack of class or basic cop-on among some punters that can inform us of what some ladies have to put up with. Hopefully, it’s a tiny minority and not a normal occurrence.

[JennyIrish]

Mm, I was thinking a bit more...



Great insight there Rachel 👍🏼 I can't imagine how you used deal with massages and massage oil... body bags?

Personally, it gives me the ick to just bag it and spend the rest of the appointment thinking about what's under there.

Yeah, I'd rather try coax them into the shower, or find other clients, or gently work with them to improve it over time if I think they're worth it otherwise.

It depends on who I have, how much nagging I've done, what else is going on in my business, how much I'm feeling like I don't want to meet new people. I move very slowing through clients. I don't fully know why but I'm comfortable working like that. It certainly does give me insight into how some ladies must be working when they also don't kick someone with subpar hygeine our the door for whatever reasons (financial, I'd imagine).

Also, horrendously enough, I'd rather just lick it off and it be gone forever (pee) over looking at him stare at me through his bulging see-through hood for an extended length of time.

There's another reason why very I'm well suited to what I do. I have the constitution of a mortician, and I can seem to be, and may completely be, unaffected by situations that are unpleasant for other people.

Clients in anyway offended by this thread and expecting that normal women can think or feel like I do - you're kidding yourselves.

You're also narrowing your opportunities of retaining "lovely ladies to our shores" and making them cry through your encouraging a culture of repulsiveness and one that lambasts a provider who speaks out. Which, I actually don't mind in one way > the pool of escorts being smaller.

In all other ways, I feel bad for the women (and those who are practically girls) who are feeling disrespected and worn down by the situation they're in with regards to hygeine in Ireland. It's embarrassing as an Irish woman hearing them talk about it but know it's true.

I was offended once upon a time. That wears off after a while and is replaced by simple acknowledgement; you'll all be ok and feel less offended as time goes by.

If you say that you think it's not a problem, Rachel, you too are only kidding yourself. Then, if you feel like you were somehow privileged in how you could work here, (and let's be honest, you're still only kidding yourself ) maybe you should consider using that "privilege" for something that's constructive for the other ladies as a whole or keep your opinions to yourself.

(Thank god the women who are more concerned with making themselves look good have nearly all died out.)

Constitution of a mortican ha ha ha omg Sarah, I think you certainly do, I hope you dont mind me bringing this up again, you mentioned it public ally here before about a client having an accident when he had not expelled all water Fter douching, i would have lost all sence of reason and projectile vomited as far as the eye could see, you were kind and just helped him with towels and stuff!!!

[JennyIrish]

For guys who have read this far and still need tips. Here's a step-by-step. (And ladies, I have a bone to pick with you too)

1. Turn the shower head to its most powerful setting.

2. Pop a squat in the shower. This will give you the most surface area to clean.

3. Rinse that arse, thoroughly. Don't be afraid of the sensation of the powerful jet of water going up your hole. It doesn't make you any less of a man.

4. Lather up and clean that arse, thoroughly. Scrub, scrub, scrub.

5. It's Ireland, most of us have a foreskin, be proud of it. You weren't mutilated at birth. But it does need cleaning. Pull it back and wash away all the debris/gunk. Use sensitive soaps/gels.

6. Wash your balls too and the undercarriage.

7. The rest of the cleaning should be straightforward. Armpits, your neck, behind the ears, in the ears, feet, everything else.

8. Take your time. The lady isn't going to leave.

And ladies, how about you invest in some decent toiletries? Instead of being cheap and getting whatever Lynx shower gel is on clubcard offer in Tesco, go to Lush (A store in Cork and 2 in Dublin or you can buy online but going in the store is more fun) and buy a bottle of whatever shower gel smells the most appealing to you (Sticky Dates is lovely). The bottles are small, medium and large and range from €9 to €30. It will last a long time.

I always bring my own small bottle of Sticky Dates because I'm tired of seeing cheap Lynx and cheap Nivea on the shower stall.

Now, now, not all ladies, I'm actually not a fan of lynx, it reminds me of teenagers, I have a shower stocked full of bulldog & fcuk products, beard conditioners, shower gels, hair gel, a comb, disposable toothbrushes, mouthrinse & disposable shot cups, short of installing a bidet in every location I use what more could ye want?!

I got carried away with myself once and stocked a delicious mens Dior fragrance, lasted 5 minutes until it was robbed!!

Lesson learned

[Rachel Divine]

Lol

Thank you for all the replies and the likes to my previous post.

I had amazing clients, the majority of them clean, perhaps I will have to remind some of you I was charging high rates and I was based in Dublin, alone, in my own apartment, not sharing, not renting it out.

My fav were GFE. I never ever had to deal with some client´s unproperly washed dick in my mouth. I never ever kissed a guy I dint want to, it didnt matter I was getting paid.

I dont care if I come across as full of myself, snob, whatever.

If the client is too smelly after the shower, give him the money back and kick him out. I wonder how many escorts have done it. I was never in that position but I refused to see some great clients ( by their reviews and escorts ref ) based on a different matter.

Anyways, keep taking their money even if they smell, they dont wash properly, they dont brush their teeth etc. and come back here after a few years complaing about it.

[philipkntz]

Shared showers are a solution here, so many escorts have this in their favourites but very few actually perform this service.
I do remember one lady on here talk of bringing guys back into the bathroom to wash their tackle in the sink and I messaged her that that would only encourage me to show up with a cheesy cock.

[TommyH123]

Think this thread has become more concerned with breaking balls than washing them 🤣