Hygiene! 🫣

[Bridgittee]

WTF!
Do you Girls not have some internal communication and or warning method to weed out those sick feckers?

Yes we have
I asked for references , the lady gave me a very good reference for him, i should stick only with my gut next time

[rockonallnite]

Guys…

Give me some argument why do you think only members read a forum.

I have an opposite opinion so i will start with my arguments…

Tell me how is it possible many clients who are not members mention something from forum what i posted? Or how is it possible they make a joke saying i wasn’t bored in forum. Often clients mention they like my posts so they decided to meet me in person. If i ask them if they are members, they answer they just read it sometimes.

I already got a few phone messages from my clients who are not members about this thread.

So I absolutely disagree that people don’t read forum. If we are talking what percent of visiting clients read a forum. I can agree probably very small percent. But it was said, even one client who will change his hygiene standard is a win. I can also repeat myself there are members who have really bad hygiene. And in the end everyone could make his hygiene better. Everytime there is a place for improovement lol.

You are right, lots of people read the forum, but they are not members (lurkers)
One idea maybe would ve if we, regular posters, change our signature saying something about hygiene, so at least we can get the message across...don't know what else to do to raise awareness...

Yes we have
I asked for references , the lady gave me a very good reference for him, i should stick only with my gut next time

I'm so sorry to hear what happened to you Bridgittee, it is appalling...( BTW your earlier post was erased) you can't not have enough references in this job

[Irelandbeautyyy]

Yes we have
I asked for references , the lady gave me a very good reference for him, i should stick only with my gut next time

There is some true guys treat ladies in different way sometimes. It’s what i heard.

It can be about their feeling what they think they can do. I believe they can treat differently very young and new girl in bussines vs experienced lady who gives clear boundaries from start.

For example i know stories when guys don’t respect service. They try to do things which clearly escort doesn’t do. It’s same like i heard guys try to put off the condom in some positions.

I believe iťs all happening. It shouldn’t. Escorts could be very vulnerable.

[BlueFella]

I've seen threads about this on reddit , here's an example...

Was listening to a talk show on the way home one morning,a segment came on about a woman who was at her witts ends, because her husband would constantly leave track stains in their bed. He refused to wipe what he couldn't get just brushing the surface because, " real mean never spread their cheeks for any reason". I was dumbfounded and appalled.

The "It's gay to touch your bumhole if you're a man" is a depressingly common theme.

Another is "muh mammy told me not to touch muh pee-pee cos it's a sin"

[Grunt]

For guys who have read this far and still need tips. Here's a step-by-step. (And ladies, I have a bone to pick with you too)

1. Turn the shower head to its most powerful setting.

2. Pop a squat in the shower. This will give you the most surface area to clean.

3. Rinse that arse, thoroughly. Don't be afraid of the sensation of the powerful jet of water going up your hole. It doesn't make you any less of a man.

4. Lather up and clean that arse, thoroughly. Scrub, scrub, scrub.

5. It's Ireland, most of us have a foreskin, be proud of it. You weren't mutilated at birth. But it does need cleaning. Pull it back and wash away all the debris/gunk. Use sensitive soaps/gels.

6. Wash your balls too and the undercarriage.

7. The rest of the cleaning should be straightforward. Armpits, your neck, behind the ears, in the ears, feet, everything else.

8. Take your time. The lady isn't going to leave.

And ladies, how about you invest in some decent toiletries? Instead of being cheap and getting whatever Lynx shower gel is on clubcard offer in Tesco, go to Lush (A store in Cork and 2 in Dublin or you can buy online but going in the store is more fun) and buy a bottle of whatever shower gel smells the most appealing to you (Sticky Dates is lovely). The bottles are small, medium and large and range from €9 to €30. It will last a long time.

I always bring my own small bottle of Sticky Dates because I'm tired of seeing cheap Lynx and cheap Nivea on the shower stall.

[JennyIrish]

I've seen threads about this on reddit , here's an example...

Was listening to a talk show on the way home one morning,a segment came on about a woman who was at her witts ends, because her husband would constantly leave track stains in their bed. He refused to wipe what he couldn't get just brushing the surface because, " real mean never spread their cheeks for any reason". I was dumbfounded and appalled.

The "It's gay to touch your bumhole if you're a man" is a depressingly common theme.

Another is "muh mammy told me not to touch muh pee-pee cos it's a sin"

Oh Christ, grounds for divorce right there!!!!

The poor woman married an Ape, And that is probably an insult to Apes, even animals clean themselves regularly!!!!

[Irelandbeautyyy]

For guys who have read this far and still need tips. Here's a step-by-step. (And ladies, I have a bone to pick with you too)

1. Turn the shower head to its most powerful setting.

2. Pop a squat in the shower. This will give you the most surface area to clean.

3. Rinse that arse, thoroughly. Don't be afraid of the sensation of the powerful jet of water going up your hole. It doesn't make you any less of a man.

4. Lather up and clean that arse, thoroughly. Scrub, scrub, scrub.

5. It's Ireland, most of us have a foreskin, be proud of it. You weren't mutilated at birth. But it does need cleaning. Pull it back and wash away all the debris/gunk. Use sensitive soaps/gels.

6. Wash your balls too and the undercarriage.

7. The rest of the cleaning should be straightforward. Armpits, your neck, behind the ears, in the ears, feet, everything else.

8. Take your time. The lady isn't going to leave.

And ladies, how about you invest in some decent toiletries? Instead of being cheap and getting whatever Lynx shower gel is on clubcard offer in Tesco, go to Lush (A store in Cork and 2 in Dublin or you can buy online but going in the store is more fun) and buy a bottle of whatever shower gel smells the most appealing to you (Sticky Dates is lovely). The bottles are small, medium and large and range from €9 to €30. It will last a long time.

I always bring my own small bottle of Sticky Dates because I'm tired of seeing cheap Lynx and cheap Nivea on the shower stall.

Can I ask you about the difference between Nivea and Sticky Dates?

Iam not talking about indgredients or smell.

What is the difference in effect?

Do you think you can wash a bottom better with more expensive shower gell?

In all thread made me laughing…
- not strong shower
- not using wet wipes before shower
- not possibility to use expensive shower gell

[Atreyou]

Was listening to a talk show on the way home one morning,a segment came on about a woman who was at her witts ends, because her husband would constantly leave track stains in their bed. He refused to wipe what he couldn't get just brushing the surface because, " real mean never spread their cheeks for any reason". I was dumbfounded and appalled.

It reminded me of one South Park episode

[BlueFella]

Oh Christ, grounds for divorce right there!!!!

The poor woman married an Ape, And that is probably an insult to Apes, even animals clean themselves regularly!!!!

True, but how the hell do you end up marrying someone who thinks like that?

If he believes that he must have other ludicrous beliefs.

[oddball]

Ever since I was a teenager I detest loo roll, it's just not fit for purpose!!!!!!

If you got poo on your hand would you use some dry thin paper to wipe it off??? Hell no, you would scrub!!!

I used to always use baby wipes until I learned better, andrex wet wipes nowadays!!! Same for the front, you wont catch me with bits of loo roll stuck there!!!

Ugh, again, another horror story from my early days, I could be giving head to a guy who had showered and yet still smell sh!t from his ass!!!!!! Ughhhhhhhhhh

Is it any wonder my phsycatrist Bills are so high?

Romans used to use a sponge on a stick as far as I'm aware. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium
As for psychiatrist Bill, tell him to only get high on his own time and not while you're in a session with him.