Are You Genuinely Irish?????

[oddball]

Are we sure Dieve escaped?
Maybe it's Kim Yo Jong but she's had a little work done after deciding to try her hand at escorting in the west when she saw all those lads covering the internet with thirst posts for her a while back?

[Scrumhalf9]

Set your backside on fire!

We used to get “keep that up and I’ll redden your arshe for ya!”

And you’d be legging it up the stairs practically bent backwards trying to avoid the clatter on yer “Arshe”

All those things only indicate Irishness rather than being “Irish.” In truth, we all have a bit of variety in our DNA. Also in truth, the more west you go, the less of that kind of thing occurs, so you’re probably safe enough in that regard. The biggest surprise to most Irish people who do a DNA test is to find themselves to be 5% Syrian. Saw that lad Creedon on one of his travel shows do a DNA test and he was gobsmacked when the Syrian bit came back in the test results. Actually, that Conan O’Brien guy who is going to be on TG4 I think, says he did a test that showed him to be 100% Irish. Even the professionals in the field couldn’t believe it as they had never come across 100% Irish before.

So there you go, there’s at least one human who is 100% Irish.

[oddball]

The biggest surprise to most Irish people who do a DNA test is to find themselves to be 5% Syrian.

I'm so Irish mine came back 5% potato... great-great-great-great grandma oddball has some questions to answer...

[MrTony]

Thats hilarious Jenny ...when you think how normal it all was . No matter how old you were Dad would always say " You're never too old to get a good few larrops ,put a few stripes on that backside of yours " ...Saying your sorry knowing what's in store never stopped anything ...I think th whole story was that with every wallop was a syllable....I will not have cheek -i- ness going on un- der this roof ..do you un -der-stand. ( you'd be glowing red for the day ) trying to sit down for family dinner or tea afterwards was even more embarrassing..your brothers and sisters all knowing how that ass was feeling .Ah the 80s in Ireland ..Every family's Normal Day

[MrTony]

Its strange when we all put labels on where you are from...Im Irish etc..its like a tribal thing...When I go away on holidays I mix with every other culture other than Irish coz I know what here like...
Being Human is the best thing of all ...Being You is even better .

[TommyH123]

Its strange when we all put labels on where you are from...Im Irish etc..its like a tribal thing...When I go away on holidays I mix with every other culture other than Irish coz I know what here like...
Being Human is the best thing of all ...Being You is even better .

a line does need to be drawn on holiday, like when the waiter says "ah...you English", sorry pal, I'm not, let's just that clear straight out of the gate

[philipkntz]

My DNA results came back with a small percentage native american, total mystery there. Didn't show in my brother's, though otherwise we are siblings.

[JennyIrish]

Jenny. I remember about a year ago being surprised to find you were actually Irish. At first I presumed that you had recently achieved Irish citizenship
There's something about your pics that make you look non native.

In my ordinary life when I'm out and about people have often assumed that I am Italian. My father and Aunt are very sallow skinned, black hair, brown eyes (I didnt get the brown eyes) I havnt dont the DNA heritage yet but I'm pretty sure theres got to be a Spanish Armada soilder in there somewhere

Yes, she looks well.
I'm sorry to say but many Irish women just don't

All those things only indicate Irishness rather than being “Irish.” In truth, we all have a bit of variety in our DNA. Also in truth, the more west you go, the less of that kind of thing occurs, so you’re probably safe enough in that regard. The biggest surprise to most Irish people who do a DNA test is to find themselves to be 5% Syrian. Saw that lad Creedon on one of his travel shows do a DNA test and he was gobsmacked when the Syrian bit came back in the test results. Actually, that Conan O’Brien guy who is going to be on TG4 I think, says he did a test that showed him to be 100% Irish. Even the professionals in the field couldn’t believe it as they had never come across 100% Irish before.

So there you go, there’s at least one human who is 100% Irish.

Ok, I know I can jokingly make myself out to be a thundering culchie here, and truth be told I am at heart, but I do consider myself well spoken and well travelled. However im pretty sure that when I e eventually do that DNA check it will come back 25% turf, 25% potato, 25%Irish Stew and 25% Mayo 4 Sam.

Thats hilarious Jenny ...when you think how normal it all was . No matter how old you were Dad would always say " You're never too old to get a good few larrops ,put a few stripes on that backside of yours " ...Saying your sorry knowing what's in store never stopped anything ...I think th whole story was that with every wallop was a syllable....I will not have cheek -i- ness going on un- der this roof ..do you un -der-stand. ( you'd be glowing red for the day ) trying to sit down for family dinner or tea afterwards was even more embarrassing..your brothers and sisters all knowing how that ass was feeling .Ah the 80s in Ireland ..Every family's Normal Day

Do you ever watch Bridget & Eamonn or Bernard O Sheas sketches on tik tok?? I think hes hilarious, I think they capture the 80s perfectly!!!

"Did ya see this Bridget?? Someone had sex with a monkey and now Freddie Mercury has it!"

The visitors are coming!!!!!!!!! And bridget is up at 6 am in the morning hoovering the toilet and sweeping the slates on d roof




TonyB are you JOKING me Irish women dont look good????? Have you seen how immaculate young teenagers and young ladies are nowadays? Like, supermodel material working in Centras and Costa etc, women my age just handing over life savings for cosmetic treatments

Things have changed, us Irish ladies take much better care of ourselves nowadays, gone are the days of tons of black eyeliner and impulse body spray.

I personally know Irish Lyndsay and Irish Daisy (the black haired lady often in Ballybough) and can vouch that they are both very pretty ladies with beautiful figures.

[PhilPhilPhil]

Hold on, there's a lot to be said for black eyeliner, very sexy!

[JennyIrish]

Hold on, there's a lot to be said for black eyeliner, very sexy!

Amen brother, I like to think I'm quite good at doing the sexy cat eye eyeliner, I think it makes the visual contact during oral even sexier!

But I was a teenager in the 90s, we ringed our eyes in cheap pencil liner it was AWFUL!!!!!!!