Are You Genuinely Irish?????

[JennyIrish]

Do you know I used to get offended when guys would call me and ask me this question, because it annnoys me if guys are asking questions which are clearly stated in my bio & also I’m very proud of my big Wesht of Ireland accent - almost 20 years in Dublin & I never lost it!!

So many a poor craytur I snapped the head off for asking me this question over the phone but now I fully understand why this question needs to be asked, and more than ever I am getting asked us all the time lately.

I deal last week were there were 31 “Irish” ladies advertising. And I just don’t get it, if I ever had the courage to work abroad I would be proud to state that I’m Irish & if someone didn’t like it well their loss, NEXT!!!

Plus, I would imagine that a lot of Irish guys are attracted to the allure of an exotic foreign lady??

It’s like with posting heavily altered pictures, you are kind of calling the client, if you are stating that your Irish and the client turns up and English is clearly your second language or you don’t get our humour is that not just deceiving the client as well?

Anyway, humble apologies to all the professors who I bit the head off when I got asked this question as I said I completely understand now why I am regularly getting asked this and just in case any of you are wondering if I genuinely am Irish I still have a scar on my knee from falling into a bog Hall and nearly drowning when I was about six and then getting a clip round the ear from the neighbour for being a gob shite to go near the back hole in the first place and not stuck in the turf properly

[Barney Rubble]

Tá mé Jenny.

[JennyIrish]

Tá mé Jenny.

Is mise Jenny!!!! Did they teach you nothing up there except for how to put the toasters in the press

You were joking about kneecap in earlier here is one for you: Is mimic an Beal a bhrisesnn an sron

Come on guys who can translate that without was going to Google!! There will be a mala moon for the winner!

[mecaline]

It’s often the (big-) mouth that gets the nose broken.

How about, “Seachain na mná Agy’s an tól!”..?

Not sure what a “mála moon” is though!

[Barney Rubble]

Is mise Jenny!!!! Did they teach you nothing up there except for how to put the toasters in the press

You were joking about kneecap in earlier here is one for you: Is mimic an Beal a bhrisesnn an sron

Come on guys who can translate that without was going to Google!! There will be a mala moon for the winner!

Jenny I'm not even gonna attempt that, the only Irish we learned at primary/national school was the Our Father and Hail Mary.

The Christian Brothers did try to beat some gaeilge into me at secondary school but that's a long long time ago.

There does seem to be more interest in our national language nowadays up here, even in Loyalist areas.

And I can't work out the toaster either.

[AmorInfinito8]

Jenny I'm not even gonna attempt that, the only Irish we learned at primary/national school was the Our Father and Hail Mary.

The Christian Brothers did try to beat some gaeilge into me at secondary school but that's a long long time ago.

There does seem to be more interest in our national language nowadays up here, even in Loyalist areas.

And I can't work out the toaster either.

They've all got Irish passports now too
Dispite voting Brexit they still want to be able to move freely around Europe

If a unity referendum was based on how many people up here identified as Irish through their passports we'd have a united Ireland in the morning

[oddball]

Well given the number of Americans who think they are Irish because their great, great, great grandpappy's mother's uncle's friend was Irish I can be a bit more forgiving of these people thinking they pass for Irish when they are at least here in Ireland.
But then as I understand it there's a lot of this, eh... bending of the truth when it comes to where the various escorts are from with Chinese pretending to be various other Asian nationalities and Romanians, etc... claiming to be from Hungary/Austria. No idea what the politics are behind either, guess it's just "grass is always greener" or they don't want people trying to trace anyone who might know them from back home.

[JennyIrish]

Well given the number of Americans who think they are Irish because their great, great, great grandpappy's mother's uncle's friend was Irish I can be a bit more forgiving of these people thinking they pass for Irish when they are at least here in Ireland.
But then as I understand it there's a lot of this, eh... bending of the truth when it comes to where the various escorts are from with Chinese pretending to be various other Asian nationalities and Romanians, etc... claiming to be from Hungary/Austria. No idea what the politics are behind either, guess it's just "grass is always greener" or they don't want people trying to trace anyone who might know them from back home.

Oh stop, you know my incall is in Ballina, the “home” of Biden???

There is a huge big Muriel in the centre of the town with his face on it and everything café or shop that you go into the owner will have a picture with Biden hanging up, Because all of Mayo is related to him don’t you know,remember his speech that ended with “Mayo for Sam” & the whole town nearly fell down But to be honest I think Poor old sleepy Joe thought that he was ordering extras on Sams burger or something like that.

I am not even sure how he is related to all of Bella but maybe I should try to capitalise on us and increase my fee due to the fact that I am President Bidens long lost hooker cousin, Stormy Daniels won’t have a patch on me, I’ll make Biden cool again

[Clubcard]

You sure that mural ain't Jack Charlton ?

[JennyIrish]

You sure that mural ain't Jack Charlton ?

There’s that one too It’s about time they do one for the famous Irish Jenny, that might be good for business actually it might make up from losing my Twitter