Escorting

[JennyIrish]

Cavan home sweet home
Please show some respect M8

Got into escorting to save my house, and here I am, I’m on my own boss, my bills get paid without stress, I drive a brand-new car which I never had in my life or my so-called good job, I never miss family commitments due to work, And some of the women I have met in this job Irish Sara Bara, Dieve and Gina Bruni have absolutely blown me away with their level of intelligence, it’s such bullshit that we are just um educated morons.

Good to be your own boss,

For sure I have met some interesting ladies along the way- in the sense of intelligence and empathy- their own stories,

no one is one dimensional I suppose- I know a few of the ladies more than others- they are pretty normal I guess in their other lives or very talented in their private lives also,

a strong sense of independence they always carry I feel- many would make good councillors/ psychiatrists.

It’s said that the Cavan lads charge for reviews.

Bah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Do you ever see that Cavan lad on TikTok, his name escapes me, he often works with Rory’s stories, he is so so funny even though he is from Cavan he is always pulling the piss out of place!!!!

He would hear a fiver fall on a wool carpet

He would be the first out of the taxi and the last up to the bar

He is so tight he would peel and orange in his pocket


'Divil a bit'

'A face on her like a slapped arse'

'I will in me hole'

'Stall the digger'

'Is it yourself that's in it?'

'Were ya ever up a downpipe?'

'Were ya ever in a barrell with a goat?'

'Up ya boya'

'Up she flew and the cock flattened her'

'Right she said and she never wrote'

'Will ya have a cup of tae?(scald)'

'Get outa that garden'

'I've seen more meat on good friday'

'Sickens me tits'

'Ask me bollix'

'I wouldn't get up on her to get over a wall'