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[WeeJimmy]

Is that a euphemism or did you literally hand someone a pack of sausages? I'm very confused....
I mean I know we Irish have a special relationship with them but not to the point that we just walk around with them on hand or give them to people like this...
https://www.independent.ie/regionals.../30696413.html

Yes pack of sausages, I had Terrible experiences with chocolates you see and when visiting the same escort the next day I'd find my box chocolates in the bin but i never saw my sausages dumped, no never, finger licking good few escorts even told

[WeeJimmy]

Indeed I did misunderstand. Perhaps Jimmy was simply gonna cook breakfast in the morning ?

It's more with the sugar babies I bring the sausage and bacon for the breakfast the nex morning, escorts dont like chocolates and want clients to surprise them, to shake it up a bit and nothing surprises them more than a 16 pack.
I remember when I saw curvaceous kate, I use to surprise her with a pack too and pack Whiskas for her cat too when it was touring

[oddball]

Yes pack of sausages, I had Terrible experiences with chocolates you see and when visiting the same escort the next day I'd find my box chocolates in the bin but i never saw my sausages dumped, no never, finger licking good few escorts even told

Fascinating, thank you.
Do you keep an ice pack with them to prevent them going off or do you make sure to buy them just before the visit?
Perplexing that they'd turn their nose up at chocolates but not the far more fattening sausages, have to assume it's not a "worried about my figure" thing so...
maybe is it just hard to get good quality chocolates? I'd imagine the sausages are cheaper than even cheap chocolates so certainly better value for you.

[WeeJimmy]

Sausages are not fattening, that an old wives tale, I eat a pack a day,
In the city I scute about on my bike and just take a pack from the
Freezer, everyone brings chocolates and the escorts just straight into the bin as once you open them you cant stop munching til they're gone, sausages are a safe bet,

There use to be an escort on here called The Sausage Inspector, I kid you not, that was her name on Escort Ireland. Unfortunately she never got round to sampling mine,

[AmorInfinito8]

It's more with the sugar babies I bring the sausage and bacon for the breakfast the nex morning, escorts dont like chocolates and want clients to surprise them, to shake it up a bit and nothing surprises them more than a 16 pack.
I remember when I saw curvaceous kate, I use to surprise her with a pack too and pack Whiskas for her cat too when it was touring

What!!!?
She had a touring cat?!😺

Jes if LDM had known that he might a stuck around

[Barney Rubble]

What!!!?
She had a touring cat?!��

Jes if LDM had known that he might a stuck around

3 saucers of milk......

[TommyH123]

Fascinating, thank you.
Do you keep an ice pack with them to prevent them going off or do you make sure to buy them just before the visit?
Perplexing that they'd turn their nose up at chocolates but not the far more fattening sausages, have to assume it's not a "worried about my figure" thing so...
maybe is it just hard to get good quality chocolates? I'd imagine the sausages are cheaper than even cheap chocolates so certainly better value for you.

i suspect jimmy is taking the piss, i gave up on the chocolates long ago, I bring my own sausage and the fee, the lady is generally happy enough with both

[AmorInfinito8]

Maybe she only brings her cat when touring Derry
Just incase she runs into the guy who likes to bring along his pigeon 🤣

[oddball]

i suspect jimmy is taking the piss, i gave up on the chocolates long ago, I bring my own sausage and the fee, the lady is generally happy enough with both

Was suspecting there was more porkies than sausages involved in his story but then people can be odd (especially from my perspective) so maybe it's true... I'm still baffled that Irish people used to smuggle sausages when going abroad.

[Barney Rubble]

Was suspecting there was more porkies than sausages involved in his story but then people can be odd (especially from my perspective) so maybe it's true... I'm still baffled that Irish people used to smuggle sausages when going abroad.

You can't beat the Irish sausage !

Or you can visit a Dominatrix and she will oblige !