Originally Posted by
ladiesman217
Welcome ladies and gentlecunts, to the annual 'World's Most Stupid Cunts Awards' show! Tonight, you have the opportunity to choose this year's winner of this amazing award. Remember, the nominees for this prestigious awards aren't just your normal stupid cunts. No no, here we have the privilege of witnessing a group of people who completely took the definition to such heights, that it created an entirely new universe!! So without further ado, let's introduce our nominees!!!!!
1) Just-Stop-Oil Protestors
There's a way and means to everything, but these wackos went the complete wrong direction! Protesting is good, but you ain't gonna be winning any supporters to your cause by pissing off the average Jane and Joe! Stopping traffic, making yourself look like orange dildos while invading sporting events, and being so fucking dense that you don't realise that near every item of clothing you wear, all your signs, and pretty much everything you own contains plastic! Give it up ladies and gents, for our first nominee!
2) Flat-Earthers
A group that needs no introduction; offering perhaps possible actual scientific evidence that the human brain is indeed devolving!! What more can I say? Put your hands together, for the FLAT-EARTHERRRRRRS!
3) Vegans
To be fair, I don't mean all vegans. Just that typical small minority of a group that takes everything to the extreme. All ideologies have their fair share! But these mega-vegans' ignorance transcends all known achievable levels ever met by human kind before! Do they really think that no animals are ever killed from farming all their fruits and vegetables? Anything from plowing the fields, harvesting the crops, fertilising and weed control. All those poor little rodents, bugs and countless more. All squished! But then we see, that they in fact see that an animal has to have a certain level of cuteness before they care if it has to die to feed us all? Not hypocritical at all! Hate to break it to you peeps, but plants are living things too you know! Made of DNA the same as you and me! They may not be as mobile as us, but life is life after all! Won't somebody think of the plants?? VEGANS EVERYBODY!!!
4) Feminists
Now I don't mean actual feminists, I'm all for true feminism, i.e. equality, which is what the actual real feminists fought for for decades. But not equity, that's what modern false-feminism is all about, or feminazism as I call it. 'Anything a man can do, a woman can do'. Yeah, no... We're different forms of the same species ladies, we are physiologically different the same as pretty much every other mammal - usually some sort of sexual dimorphism, no matter how big or small, exists in most mammal species at least, let alone other animal classes. Gender quotes eh? Okay. Where's the gender quotas for brick laying? Plumbing? Yada yada yada. Let's flip the tables. Where's the gender quotas for nursing? For childcare? Nah, you just want to have your cake and eat it too, don't you? Misandry 101! There should be equality in human rights, but we'll never be equal biologically! That's just common sense ladies! Which sadly isn't too common these days, ironically... YAY FEMINAZIS!
5) Racists
We've saved the best for last. A group that cares only about the cover, and doesn't even think to consider the content! Need I say anything about these clowns?
Actually? You know what? I think racists are a shoe in aren't they? As absolutely stupid as the other ones are, I don't think anyone can actually beat racists as far as being the most stupid cunts in the world, eh? Okay, we'll discount the racists. And now the award will be for:
THE 2ND MOST STUPID CUNTS IN THE WORLD!
Our final fifth entry is:
5) LDM-onites!
I feel a definition is in order.
LDM-onite (noun)
- A person whom enjoys and likes comments posted by that crazed lunatic ladiesman217, aka LDM.
After careful consideration, i think our 5th entry literally speaks for itself!!
THE POLLS ARE OPEN FOLKS! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE HISTORY! YOU GET TO DECIDE WHO IS:
THE SECOND MOST STUPID CUNTS IN THE WORLD!!!!!