30 year old virgin

[TommyH123]

I think you should, 30 years old is a bit extreme! You have never kissed a girl in your life?

Where are you based?

In a monastery…on a mountain…in Tibet

[Clubcard]

I dunno lads... not sure if his first experience with a girl should be with an escort.

Imagine if it was his first and last time with an escort and then having to live a life of normal Irish sex.

Defo think he needs to pop his clogs with a few random tinder or bar meets before going full elite mood

It would be like flying first class on your very first flight...... every other flight after would be economy

[Benny123]

I dunno lads... not sure if his first experience with a girl should be with an escort.

Imagine if it was his first and last time with an escort and then having to live a life of normal Irish sex.

Defo think he needs to pop his clogs with a few random tinder or bar meets before going full elite mood

It would be like flying first class on your very first flight...... every other flight after would be economy

More like a parachute jump !!!

[PhilPhilPhil]

...having to live a life of normal Irish sex...

Even more reason to start with a pro, keep the bar high from the start and know what you're missing out on, knowledge is power and all that...

[JennyIrish]

Even more reason to start with a pro, keep the bar high from the start and know what you're missing out on, knowledge is power and all that...

Ahem, some of us Irish would make Jenna Jameson look amature . . . #shoplocal


Although to be honest I think it could be risky with an escort, you could get someone just wanting to rush you out the door and it could be an awful experience. I personally wouldn't be comfortable to be someones first, that's too much responsibility for me, if that makes any sense!

Maybe someone could recommend a nice friendly lady here you could get in touch with?

[Irelandbeautyyy]

I think you should answer yourself firstly why is it happening…

Iam afraid an escort is not a solution. Maybe iam wrong. But i just think there is some barrier inside you.

[PhilPhilPhil]

Ahem, some of us Irish would make Jenna Jameson look amature . . . #shoplocal


Although to be honest I think it could be risky with an escort, you could get someone just wanting to rush you out the door and it could be an awful experience. I personally wouldn't be comfortable to be someones first, that's too much responsibility for me, if that makes any sense!

Maybe someone could recommend a nice friendly lady here you could get in touch with?

Apologies! Of course our home-grown talented professionals are excluded from the generalisation about the Irish and sex, you know your onions!

[Clubcard]

Ahem, some of us Irish would make Jenna Jameson look amature . . . #shoplocal

You and a few others are an exception to that rule. Hot horny good looking Irish girls that are into middle aged chubby lads are hard to come by

[TommyH123]

If civvie sex was an option I’m sure he’d have explored it by now, don’t think tinder is going to work, sounds like it’s all psychological, just needs to get the first ride out of his system, he’s built the problem into a far bigger thing than it ever needed to be, if he explains it all to the right escort beforehand I’m sure he’ll enjoy the experience, he just needs to choose carefully.

[Clubcard]

If civvie sex was an option I’m sure he’d have explored it by now, don’t think tinder is going to work, sounds like it’s all psychological, just needs to get the first ride out of his system, he’s built the problem into a far bigger thing than it ever needed to be, if he explains it all to the right escort beforehand I’m sure he’ll enjoy the experience, he just needs to choose carefully and not cheaply, forget the 100 limit

Yeah agree but really think his first jump should be fairly shit. Mine was and I say most firsts are. Imagine getting a girl in sexy lingerie giving owo, fk , anal and reverse oral on your first ride..... defo a far cry from my first.

I think his whole life would have to live up to that.