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An elderly man goes to see an escort. "How much do you charge?" He asks. €150 she replies.
He says "all I have are these two All Ireland medals I won in the 50s"
"That will do" she replies and the appointment goes ahead.
The following evening a client rings to enquire about a booking. "€150" he says, "that's a bit steep. Are you any good? Good service?"
"Good?" She replies. "I've two fucking All Ireland medals!!!!!"
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Love it ))))))Originally Posted by JennyIrish
An elderly man goes to see an escort. "How much do you charge?" He asks. €150 she replies.
He says "all I have are these two All Ireland medals I won in the 50s"
"That will do" she replies and the appointment goes ahead.
The following evening a client rings to enquire about a booking. "€150" he says, "that's a bit steep. Are you any good? Good service?"
"Good?" She replies. "I've two fucking All Ireland medals!!!!!"
2 All Ireland medals won in the 50ies
Must be Mayo.
She obviously put a curse on the old man
Ha ha! No it was a priest who put a curse on the team apparently. Escorts dont do curses, we just do lots and lots of orgasams!
Last edited by JennyIrish; 14-10-22 at 19:25.
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I’m good at sleeping. In fact I can get a prize for that)))
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