What was your alibi?

**TheSavannah** · 07-01-22, 13:39

Hi everyone,

I guess not everybody says "I'm going to see an escort" when you go on a rendezvous... what has been your best alibi?

**TonyStark** · 07-01-22, 14:08

Usually I try to arrange meets when I can get in and out of the house while there is nobody in so as I can return before the others return. Otherwise for afternoon appointments, I usually just nip out to tesco or just say I'm heading to town. Evening appointments, I usually arrange them around cinema trips which can be a bit stressful as you've to guess run tike + ads + post credit scenes and travel time from cinema to location. Then you also have to work out reasonable time to be out, thankfully a lot of films are ridiculously long and often have shops near by so excuses are there of needed lol

**MidlifeCrisis** · 07-01-22, 14:27

I think I would be pretty safe if I said I was trying soixante-neuf with a beautiful Brazilian model - absolutely no chance of being believed.

**TheSavannah** · 07-01-22, 14:33

Originally Posted by MidlifeCrisis

I think I would be pretty safe if I said I was trying soixante-neuf with a beautiful Brazilian model - absolutely no chance of being believed.

**Clubcard** · 07-01-22, 14:56

I just say I'm off to my personal trainer

**TommyH123** · 07-01-22, 15:13

If I’m leaving from the office I just tell whoever’s on reception I’m away out for a few hours to see my mistress, she laughs, I laugh, I’m beginning to think she doesn’t believe me 🤔

**TheSavannah** · 07-01-22, 15:24

Originally Posted by TommyH123

If I’m leaving from the office I just tell whoever’s on reception I’m away out for a few hours to see my mistress, she laughs, I laugh, I’m beginning to think she doesn’t believe me ��

**Ryankelvin** · 07-01-22, 15:35

Vast majority of my appointments are afternoon engagements
I leave from work , just let the lads know I’m heading away
I usually say ; I’m taking a break to try and maintain or reclaim my sanity ,
I have had quite a few appointments In a sports clinic in D9 , ( that’s my alibi , if needed) but not as many as I’m supposed to have had

**Noregrets** · 07-01-22, 17:18

Tell the truth as others have said and you won't be believed.

In my case single so not answerable to anyone bar my bank manager

**Rockerman** · 07-01-22, 17:27

I'm going for a few pints. Straight forward. Trickier in lockdown.

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