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  1. 21-08-20, 20:27 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    You've posted worse

    So Mr Floki, do you award me the crappiest joke of the day?
    Wouldn't be fair on the others, you would keep stealing the awards
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    Quote Originally Posted by Floki View Post
    Wouldn't be fair on the others, you would keep stealing the awards
    I resent your use of that word, stealing!!

    You should have said you would earn that award
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    Recent tweet from Donald Trump

    I just completed a jigsaw in one week

    On the box it said 2 to 4 years.......
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    Was just down at my local aquarium where they have a special deal of a 10 cent entry fee for any dolphins or hikers until Christmas!

    So, to all in tents and porpoises... It's free!!!
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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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    A skeleton goes to the bar and asks for a pint and mop.

    He/she will have to clean up after the pint..
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    Sad news today of the passing of the chap who invented the auto correct text function...



    May he Restuarant in Peace....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    It's not easy being a penis, you have a head with no brain , an eye that can't see, you have to hang around with two nuts, you live around the corner from an asshole and your best friend is a cunt!!
    This made me laugh hahaha
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    German researchers did a study and came to the following conclusion.

    If women sleep long hours, it reduces strokes, blood pressure, diabetes and heart attacks in men.
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