What's the best saying you've heard

[happygolucky]

Even if I had a bag full of mickeys I still wouldn't give her one.....

I wouldn't ride her with yours.
A girl in a bar once said to me and my mate
" if I was growing gees ( pussies ) in the back garden , I wouldn't let you look over the wall.
My father used to say.
Regret the things you have done , not the things you haven't.

[The D Man]

No point in closing the stable door when the horse is gone

[punterminator]

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't."

And those who didn't realise this joke was in Base 3.

[cantgetenuff]

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln

Like this one: i wonder has Michelle Mulherin ever heard this one....

[Dutch1968]

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough

[Dutch1968]

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind

[40odd]

Ya have a face like a sack of wet mickeys

[Dbrie1988]

The difference between knowledge and sense is knowing a tomato is fruit but not having the sense to put it in a fruit salad

[SteveB]

In a world full of bullsh*t and political spin, Barry McGuigan's straightforward honesty in describing why he lost a fight,
"I boxed bad"

[warmcome]

Live and allow others to do so.