Mini S**tstorm Alert!!!!

[westside]

OK, this question may sound like a S**tstorm starting question, but pls. be aware its being asked by a non punter who concedes totally that my hitherto limited knowledge was made up of the stereotypes that build up without you maybe even realizing it over time, and my perceptions have been altered to the positive by this site and by two in particular from either side of the fence (although there are a few gombeans lol)

Now I’m not laboring under any illusion as to why the term ‘’You are paying for the Escort’s time, and anything that may develop is between consenting adults” (or a variation of that line) is used

It’s like a warning on a gun barrel saying ‘’Point the other way”,
The blueprint for a House saying ‘’This way Up”
Or a sign in a Sanatorium, warning that it may contain Nuts.

E-1 have to cover their Ass (Except Patricia, Hmmmmmmm......sorry where was I..) for perfectly obvious reason’s

It’s just that one of my stereotypes was that Escorts dealt substantially in the field of event’s, dinner, etc. (And a stereotype I hope is true) I would have though it’s what would separate significantly and define them substantially from other aspects of this industry (Again I’m Including Male Escort’s as well) But I’m struck by how I think all reviews are confined to events in the bedroom and no mention even once as to how enjoyable (or not) say Dinner or other function was, (as I for one like the blood to flow north before it heads south), do these happen at all or is it just that the Client, be they Male or Female who would enjoy that aspect just as much, (indeed may require only that aspect) possibly be a little more reticent, and if they exist, just not review...As I feel so much emphasis on “getting down to the brass tacks side of things” by reviewers only serves to blur the distinction between Escorts and others (Male or Female) and damages that which they cherish, and I think that would be unfortunate.

In Short...Is it all Intercourse and no Discourse ?

PS all rants or foul language will go straight into my Ah relax bin but I’d love to know if the Function side is a large part of an Escort’s Portfolio. As I know it’s listed by some, but never commented on.

Question asked in Interest, and not to incense... and to provoke discussion, not cause offence...

Whats the world coming to?How insulting can they get?

Dinner dates?Your kidding.I can hardly afford to feed myself for christs sake let alone pay 1200 or whatever.A review for a dinner date?

Well the girl is the girl in the pic but the spuds are not the spuds on display.The spuds we got were boiled not ovenbaked.Furthermore, we got green beans not carrots and the sauce on the meat,the wrong meat of course, was not onion sauce but parsley sauce.Oh yes,the tables and chairs were not victorian.The knives and forks we got were the modern flat type and not the exotic pieces on display and no, we didnt get any chocholate gateux for desert.We got whipped cream and banana.Be aware lads.Dont eat there.


Westside.

[delmonte]

well i suppose you are a man of many avatars......

[westside]

well i suppose you are a man of many avatars......

Thats it.The system wouldnt allow me to be Bertie Aherne.Now that would have being funny shite.

Lots done and f'all left to do,
Westside.

[delmonte]

that's a pity that would have been a good one all right..

We might have beleived it

Now that he has such spare time on his hands ..ha ha

[westside]

that's a pity that would have been a good one all right..

We might have beleived it

Now that he has such spare time on his hands ..ha ha

For some strange reason i really feel like a god after watching him.My speech and concept of reason really gets uplifted.I might give him a loan.He can pay me back with his tax returns.

Going missing now,
Westside.