Are the girls still working there???

Naughty mrs brown... You looking for Golden Showers down behind the Golden Pages offices again?

No! actually i was going to drop you of a flask of my homemade vegetable soup to keep you nice and warm.Maybe a nice pair of slippers for xmas as im sure your feet must be killing you...............

I have scoured the streets high and low but cannot find you anywhere patrica , where are you hidind? Will you be back at work for Xmas?

Any chance of a quick jump? ....just for christmas

Mrs Brown, if your looking for a jump look no further, just around the corner there a canal you will have the best jump you will ever have

Hey Natasha i heard you were wider than a canal, is that true???

Hey Mrs Brown, the girls told me that they had to tie an anchor to your legs before entering them. it this true>

Cant keep a good man down....ship ahoy baby, ship ahoy...

lets hope your not looking for a quick jump off that ship Mrs Brown, if so you will look like a drown rat when that ship sinks